Thread: TSP Poker Club

also, i think it is only fair i warn you... i am done being nice and slowing down for learning stuff. this week i bring my thunder. youn's gonna get thunderstruck.

rollin thunder, fire and rain, comin on like a hurricane

also, when you stare at that AK and think you hear salvation calling and push all in? nope, hell's bells.

Originally Posted by burrocrat

also, i think it is only fair i warn you... i am done being nice and slowing down for learning stuff. this week i bring my thunder. youn's gonna get thunderstruck.

Thanks for the warning Chippy.

FS

as a reminder, there is a tsp poker club season tourney for points tonight, in about 4 hours at 8:00 pm eastern. so pay yo bills, wash them dishes, and lock the kids in their rooms. now where did i put my lucky underwear? nevermind, i play better without underwear.

Originally Posted by burrocrat

as a reminder, there is a tsp poker club season tourney for points tonight, in about 4 hours at 8:00 pm eastern. so pay yo bills, wash them dishes, and lock the kids in their rooms. now where did i put my lucky underwear? nevermind, i play better without underwear.

Thank God we're not playing live video poker.

Originally Posted by jpcavin

Thank God we're not playing live video poker.

that could be arranged...

Is that a real strategery? distract your opponents with extraneous visuals so they don't watch the cards so close? sounds like it could work, until unless everyone gets so accustomed to the sight that they say ho-hum, that all you got?

Originally Posted by alevin

Is that a real strategery? distract your opponents with extraneous visuals so they don't watch the cards so close? sounds like it could work, until unless everyone gets so accustomed to the sight that they say ho-hum, that all you got?

yes it is a real strategery, i have other tricks too. and i can moonwalk, naked, but it is not easy.

the hard part about moonwalking naked is you want people to not look directly at your legs but focus up top, i don't got the right parts to divert attention up top. but if i don't start exercising regularly and eating better, then i am going to have a nice pair of b cups soon.

Originally Posted by burrocrat

the hard part about moonwalking naked is you want people to not look directly at your legs but focus up top, i don't got the right parts to divert attention up top. but if i don't start exercising regularly and eating better, then i am going to have a nice pair of b cups soon.

Wow, sounds like all your women problems will be solved by default.

Originally Posted by jpcavin

Wow, sounds like all your women problems will be solved by default.

all i would need then is a full length mirror and a disablilty check, never leave the house...

just gaze at my wonders all day...

oh donkey, you so pretty.