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    LMAO!! Just what I needed after a long week. Thank you

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    Crime or dream. You decide.

    https://www.thestandard.co.zw/2017/0...-teacher-dead/

    "The complainant is said to be in a stable condition at the hospital where he is nursing a severely bruised manhood, among other effects from the sexual abuse. "

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  5. #675

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    I like one of the comments someone left under the article:

    If I had a nickel for every time this happened to me…

    Quote Originally Posted by Warrenlm View Post
    Crime or dream. You decide.

    https://www.thestandard.co.zw/2017/0...-teacher-dead/

    "The complainant is said to be in a stable condition at the hospital where he is nursing a severely bruised manhood, among other effects from the sexual abuse. "


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    Is Snorting Cocoa Powder Safe? | HuffPost


    "Snorting chocolate powder is not safe, because the powder is perceived by the nose as a foreign toxic substance,” said Dr. Jordan Josephson, an ear, nose and throat and sinus specialist at Lenox Hill Hospital in New York City.
    The powder can damage the microscopic hairs, or cilia, and membranes of the nose, causing problems with their ability to work correctly, as well as possible scarring..."

    No coco and moco for me.

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    ‘Passed gas’ forces passengers from plane at RDU, spokesperson says

    By CBS North Carolina Published: July 16, 2017, 5:44 pm Updated: July 16, 2017, 11:22 pm

    RALEIGH, N.C. (WNCN) — A person who “passed gas” on an American Airlines plane on Sunday afternoon forced all passengers off the jet, officials said.[more]

    ‘Passed gas’ forces passengers from plane at RDU, spokesperson says | WNCN



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  11. #678

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    http://dailycaller.com/2017/09/15/cn...d-boobs-video/

    “I’m a first amendment absolutist and believe in two things completely — the First Amendment and boobs,” Fox Sports Radio’s Clay Travis said.
    uh huh, i'm not seeing a problem here?

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  13. #679

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    Is there such a term as a "multi-arsenal"?

    Former cop arrested near White House had arsenal of weapons ....Bates gave officers permission to search his illegally parked car and they discovered nine firearms including a Bushmaster assault rifle and a loaded AK-47.
    Former cop arrested near White House had arsenal of weapons | New York Post

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    Your iPhone has been secretly looking at your boobs | Fox News

    It turns out Apple has been categorizing your pictures for around a year now — and yep, this means all of those sexy photos you’ve either taken or received on your iPhone.
    i got news for ya honey, it ain't just your phone...

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  17. #681

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    Wrestling legend Ric Flair had 15 drinks a day, slept with 10,000 women, documentary reveals | Fox News

    “I work every day. I drink a beer in the car, I get to the hotel and I drink vodka,” he told the psychiatrist in 1989.

    He recalled his relationship with the doctor, “By the time I got through with that son of a (expletive), he was laying on the couch and I was on the chair talking to him,” Flair told the documentary makers.
    rock on nature boy, made it 68 years, winning!

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    Read this today and had to share. The comments were spot-on:

    "Turtle Found by U.S. Coast Guard with $53 million Worth of Cocaine Attached to It"

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/turtle-fo...222025727.html

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    This one's for Burro

    https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/17/healt...lla/index.html


    Due to salmonella outbreak, the CDC advices:

    "If you keep chickens as pets, getting too friendly with your fowl is also not recommended."

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    I don't know how chickens have changed sense I was a kid, but we always kept chickens and nobody caught diseases from them, we handled, touched, butchered and ate them and nobody caught any diseases, have chickens changed or are people nnuuts?




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