so there is this belt i really, really want. and i am proposing a mix of a "fund-my-dream" slash "raffle" slash "admin fee" arrangement to get there, but we can talk about the details of that later. anyways, the goal is to raise $220 bucks and buy this belt while giving away an ounce of tsptalk silver and covering somebody's time, toil, and trouble (triple-t, which is convenient because i call the belt triple-b,
buy
burro a
belt).
the belt can be found here:
https://www.slidebelts.com/products/survival-belt. there are pictures and descriptions and also a video of this brilliant idea belt, check it out.
it is a cool belt that can do lots of things, and i want to do lots of things with this belt, here is some of the great things about this belt:
* stylish in a minimalistic but functional way
* features a ratchet design to accommodate expanding waistline (ratchet, no holes!)
* holds pants up
* versatile multi-use strap (for like dragging a cavewoman home or whatever)
* led flashlight (the better to see you with, dear)
* bottle opener
* fire starting tool (obvious benefits too numerous to list)
* knife blade
so out of the $220 goal, this is where the money would go if you pledge:
* $180 for the belt for me including shipping
* $20 for the ounce of tsptalk silver for the raffle winner including shipping
* $20 for somebody's triple-t to administer the program or donate to charity or website fee
this poll is open-ended (it could take awhile and sometimes i need a break from dancing like a circus monkey on the street corner with a tin cup), multiple choice (in case you want to change your opinion or contribute more later), and anonymous (no need to explain why or how much you gave to buy a donkey a belt, that could get awkward). we can work out the details later if we get to $220. anybody who contributes any amount above zero is eligible for the raffle.
buy burro a belt.
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