View Poll Results: buy burro a belt?

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  • $0 wouldn't pee on fire to put you out

    8 66.67%
  • $1 was just going in the change jar anyways

    1 8.33%
  • $5 that's less than a six-pack

    1 8.33%
  • $10 can tithe next week, pastor will understand

    0 0%
  • $20 win the silver and break even

    2 16.67%
  • $180 i'm you're sugar mama

    0 0%
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  1. #13

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    the only thing that makes me a little sad is that there is gonna be at least 6 folks during the zombie apocalypse who have to sleep in the cold wet bushes while me and my new belt friends dance around our warm fire. but as soon as i get the belt i am going back to my old unabashed captilalist ways, so that don't affect me none.
    100g

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  3. #14

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    Default Re: buy burro a belt

    That is a nifty belt but what are your real requirements? If you google survival belts, most are a fraction to less than half the cost.

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  5. #15

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    i require that belt.

    but feel free to suggest alternatives, maybe i would entertain the idea.
    100g

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  7. #16

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    Quote Originally Posted by FogSailing View Post
    I just wanted you to know Burro that I'm the guy who volunteered to give you a dollar. After some serious thought (and yes it hurt) I decided who am I to keep a friend from following their dreams....weird dreams but dreams nonetheless...

    FS
    FS, you realize it will cost you more... Gotta add the postage. What is it now! 56 cents?? I don't even know!
    Don't take my comments as trading advice /IFT: 2-13-24=100G/https://www.theepochtimes.com/ & http://www.ewg.org/PermaCharts@p430#5159/strategy#4918p.410

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  9. #17

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    Oh gosh... you've made me laugh hard enough to surely want to buy you a cup of coffee....!! I'm in... but dang it I'm making it worth the damn price of postage ....at least a nice cup at Starbucks....Burro!

    But wait... how about you throw a few hands my way during out next poker game... an easy fold???

    P.S. You have odd but expensive taste. That's okay, but I think you need to marry up!!
    Don't take my comments as trading advice /IFT: 2-13-24=100G/https://www.theepochtimes.com/ & http://www.ewg.org/PermaCharts@p430#5159/strategy#4918p.410

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  11. #18

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    thanks dba, i appreciate the support.

    but i would never throw a poker hand, it is against my ethics. as for marrying up, i don't think so, no wife would agree to purchasing that belt, and i've found a good belt to be more useful than a cranky wife, so i'm ok as it sits right now, except for the belt part.
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  13. #19

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    Default Re: buy burro a belt

    Buy a cigarette lighter, carry a pocket knife, Beer containers are pop top or screw offs, don't go into the woods! Problem solved.



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  15. #20

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    this is my belt. there are many like it, but this belt is mine.
    my belt is my best friend. it is my life. i must master my belt as i must master my life.

    thanks norm, but there ain't no avoiding fate.
    100g

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  17. #21

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    well this is kind of discouraging because i saw a new vote but the dollar amount didn't increase. so that is seven folks now that wouldn't pee on me to put me out.

    which is kind of a shame, because no matter if i dislike or like a person, i would still pee on them, whether they were on fire or not, it's just something a gentleman commits to do when he becomes a gentleman.

    would it help if i offered an extra prize, like a selfie or something? i could wear my new belt, and my hat, and maybe an extra something to keep things modest? like a sock, like red hot chili peppers? would that get some contributions?
    100g

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  19. #22

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    aahhh, the nuance and vagaries of the english language can sometimes lead to awkward situations...

    for instance, if you walk into a sandwich shop and tell the gal at the counter "i'd like a tasty panini" she will list the specials of the day. but if you say "i hear you have a large tuna punani" her dad is going to fly over the counter and beat the chips out of you. be careful out there.
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  21. #23

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    Amazing how much one letter of the alphabet can change fortunes.
    Reminds me of the Black Angus sandwich incident at Quizno's years ago. A young man was our counter server, and took a particularly interest in how beautiful my blue eyes looked on that evening. He was flirting with me to the point where I'm seeing a Quizno's gift card in my future, or at the very least a discounted sandwich. Hey, I was going with the mood because 10% off is 10% off. I considered it a safe investment choice since there was a sandwich counter between us. Apparently, my wife and the other patrons, who he was completely ignoring, weren't as filled with the joy that comes from the acceptance of other's alternate lifestyle choices. She completely spoiled the romantic mood by placing our sandwich order in her most authoritative (and rather loud) voice. Her Chicken Carbonara order went off without a hitch. Her mispronunciation of my Black Angus sandwich order brought the entire sandwich line to tears with laughter. On subsequent visits to Quizno's she was content to remain in the car.
    Still one of the single funniest moments in our 39 years of marriage. All over one little G.

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  23. #24

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    well, at least she didn't ask for the footlong.
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