Thread: golf

The golf chat suddenly stopped. Here's some incentive to pump you up.

so sheet, what does a guy have to do to win a goldang golf tournament? i had two guys in the top ten and still got waxed?

also, since it is game 7 of the nba finals, how come whenever i watch these bullcrap rigged fouls and dropped 3 bombs games, why does i always think "that's right biatch, suck on this"?

the nba is rigged.

yep, the nba is rigged. 3 minutes to go and it will take 20 minutes of earth time. and cleveland wins by 3 points. it is already written. thanks for paying to see the circus you suckers.

yep. funny how you down and need medical attention then all the sudden you alright. frikkin money show.

woohooo, best thing about that is it will be 2068 before cleveland wins another one. 52 years don't hardly seem like that long at all.

LOL! My view from my lanai overlooks the 18th hole and it is always amusing to watch some of the golfers try and make the shot over the pond. Most do but a lot don't. I can hear cussing some times and loud laughter and cheers most other. Tonight, these three stooges were the last to close up the course. Two of them lost a total of 5 balls in the pond. They were definitely beginners, but could care less....they were laughing and having fun. Just like it should be.


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Johnson saves USGA from embarrassment

And so it went for the next two hours as Johnson and all the golfers who were chasing him were off and running on one of the strangest finishes in U.S. Open history. A sport that is respected and loved because it’s instantly definitive had devolved into a combination of questions and finger-pointing – turning golf into a hybrid of the goofiest attributes of figure skating, professional wrestling and old-school boxing.

in case you aren't aware, the winner had hours earlier asked for a rule judgment because the ball moved before he touched it. and then later got penalized because of gravity, yep gravity on a hard hot course full of silly happenings like that. i watched i forget who it was but he chipped up on the green about 40 feet and then the gol dang cork soaking mumu forking ball rolled right back down the hill to his feet.

so who cares about that? hell, if nobody was watching i would've just picked my ball up and pretended i putted out with good fist pump or two. anyways, trophies don't mean crap, i mean look at his wife! hell he gets to go home with paulina gretzky at night! did you see her walking that catwalk to the clubhouse and up the stairs at the end? she had to keep pulling down that skin tight skirt to cover her, uhh, asset. honey if you got hips like that don't be shy about it. stupid trophy, stupid game, silly rules. paulina gretzky! get your priorities straight!

Beautiful view KK. I lose a lot of golf in spots like that. I would probably be one of those saying unmentionables under my breath..

FS

have you guys seen this popup add? i hardly ever click on popup adds, only like 2 or 3 times a week is all.

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all you have to do is tell them you are 6' tall and your 150 yard club is a six iron. then they will make and send you a custom club. i am actually getting two, a wedge and a hybrid. it only takes 6 weeks. that is how long it takes to translate the order into chinese and get it shipped over on a slow boat i guess. for only $35 bucks s&h. sweet. and i don't even need more clubs! i had to give them my credit card info, but i'm pretty sure they got it already anyways, no big deal.

let us know how it goes.