Thread: Golf Pool... The PGA Championship 2013

Originally Posted by burrocrat

no, you may not. and you are at +2 with your original johnson pick i think. quit furyking around with the game of kings. everybody knows golf is about giving middle aged men in plaid pants something to watch in between cadillac commercials. get with the program.

Crappy is at -5 burro...yes he may have Furyk...cheaters never win in the long haul...don't make me hit you with a 2 stroke penalty for fraternizing with the low information crowd...I understand Crappy is just joking around but he has been beating the same dead horse for way too long...
I'm taking charge now of the golf pools now...no more whining and crying will be tolerated...Tom is too nice to say it but I am not

bumping this for easy viewing

1st Round Standings

rcknfrewld......-13...Scott-5,Westwood-4,Day-3Garcia-1Mick+1
Tsptalk...........-7.....Woods+1,Bradley-1,Mick+1Scott-5,Dufner-2
Wvango...........-7....Woods+1,Westwood-4,Z,Johnson-1,Sneds E,Dufner-2
Grandma........-6...Bradley-1,Kuchar-3,Mick+1,Rose-2,Sneds E
Burrocrat........-6....Rose-2,D,Johnson+2,Kuchar-3,Garcia-1,Watson E
Obgibby........-5......Mick+1,Stenson-2,Westwood-4,Woods+1,Mahan E
Scrappy.........-5.....Woods+1,Sneds E, Bradley-1,Donald+1, Furyk-5
Tom1.............-4....Stenson-2,Mahan E,Woods+1,Mick+1,Kuchar-3
Gronk............-4....Woods+1,Mick+1,Westwood-4,Rose-2,Matsuyama+2
Ram..............-3....Watson E,Kuchar-3,Mcilroy-1,Mick+1,Woods+1
Tawny...........-1....Mick+1,D.Johnson+2,Woods+1,Scott-5,Els+4
Ebbnflow........-1....Woods+1,Stenson-2,Sneds E,Mick+1,Poulter E
Ecougar.........E.....Woods+1,Mick+1,Sneds E,McDowell E,Z.Johnson-1

I gave scrappy Furyk so he will stop whining and feel ashamed and guilty and not participate in future golf pools

Originally Posted by rcknfrewld

Crappy is at -5 burro...yes he may have Furyk...cheaters never win in the long haul...don't make me hit you with a 2 stroke penalty for fraternizing with the low information crowd...I understand Crappy is just joking around but he has been beating the same dead horse for way too long...
I'm taking charge now of the golf pools now...no more whining and crying will be tolerated...Tom is too nice to say it but I am not

well i'm always amazed at how quickly a gentleman's discussion of sport can degenerate into a disturbing social study. some random observations:

the psychologist in me immediately notices the prevelance of agressive words like 'never' 'don't' 'hit' 'penalty' 'beating' 'charge' and 'no'. but that braincracking headshrinking doublespeak don't make no money honey so i usually just let it go.

dude, i am the e-pitty-me of the low information crowd, don't marginalize my fraternity or i might go greek on the course.

tom may not say it, but not because he's too nice. the man used to work for the irs and plays poker so i have full confidence in his risk-reward analysis and judgement in deciding when to tighten the fingers around the esophagus. that may not always make him friends but it often enhances his equity position.

this thread got shut down already once on wednesday night, let's see if we can keep it open until at least sunday afternoon.

i'm off work and have lots of time on my hands. other than the annual prostate exam my schedule is wide open. today is not a good day to furyk with me. nothing personal.

Originally Posted by rcknfrewld

bumping this for easy viewing

1st Round Standings

rcknfrewld......-13...Scott-5,Westwood-4,Day-3Garcia-1Mick+1
Tsptalk...........-7.....Woods+1,Bradley-1,Mick+1Scott-5,Dufner-2
Wvango...........-7....Woods+1,Westwood-4,Z,Johnson-1,Sneds E,Dufner-2
Grandma........-6...Bradley-1,Kuchar-3,Mick+1,Rose-2,Sneds E
Burrocrat........-6....Rose-2,D,Johnson+2,Kuchar-3,Garcia-1,Watson E
Obgibby........-5......Mick+1,Stenson-2,Westwood-4,Woods+1,Mahan E
Scrappy.........-5.....Woods+1,Sneds E, Bradley-1,Donald+1, Furyk-5
Tom1.............-4....Stenson-2,Mahan E,Woods+1,Mick+1,Kuchar-3
Gronk............-4....Woods+1,Mick+1,Westwood-4,Rose-2,Matsuyama+2
Ram..............-3....Watson E,Kuchar-3,Mcilroy-1,Mick+1,Woods+1
Tawny...........-1....Mick+1,D.Johnson+2,Woods+1,Scott-5,Els+4
Ebbnflow........-1....Woods+1,Stenson-2,Sneds E,Mick+1,Poulter E
Ecougar.........E.....Woods+1,Mick+1,Sneds E,McDowell E,Z.Johnson-1

I gave scrappy Furyk so he will stop whining and feel ashamed and guilty and not participate in future golf pools

how come if both me and grandma are -6 you list her first? b comes before g. explain your methodology.

have you ever had someone rub you the wrong way...you don't rub me that way(not that there is anything wrong with that) some things give me an itchy 'trigger'(used that word on purpose) finger and I could also write a paper delving into the psychological makeup of certain posters...but I will drop it...golf is a gentlemen's game and I will conduct myself in the proper manner...good luck to all the participants...the golf is on TNT from 1-7E
burro you are a tremendous slouch (from Caddyshack) you are not low informed...don't go all Gran Turino on us gophers

Originally Posted by burrocrat

well i'm always amazed at how quickly a gentleman's discussion of sport can degenerate into a disturbing social study. some random observations:

the psychologist in me immediately notices the prevelance of agressive words like 'never' 'don't' 'hit' 'penalty' 'beating' 'charge' and 'no'. but that braincracking headshrinking doublespeak don't make no money honey so i usually just let it go.

dude, i am the e-pitty-me of the low information crowd, don't marginalize my fraternity or i might go greek on the course.

tom may not say it, but not because he's too nice. the man used to work for the irs and plays poker so i have full confidence in his risk-reward analysis and judgement in deciding when to tighten the fingers around the esophagus. that may not always make him friends but it often enhances his equity position.

this thread got shut down already once on wednesday night, let's see if we can keep it open until at least sunday afternoon.

i'm off work and have lots of time on my hands. other than the annual prostate exam my schedule is wide open. today is not a good day to f**k with me. nothing personal.

Originally Posted by burrocrat

how come if both me and grandma are -6 you list her first? b comes before g. explain your methodology.

ladies first you chauvinist swine...chivalry is not dead

Originally Posted by burrocrat

how come if both me and grandma are -6 you list her first? b comes before g. explain your methodology.

Burro,
Your really gonna question or make suggestions to the "sheriff"?
I wouldnt advize that but you are welcome to join me in class action protest...

bumping this for any more rules inquiries

Originally Posted by rcknfrewld

you take the first three holes of your last three golfers add them with the second worst scores on the even numbered holes following of course the first three,multiply the even numbered handicapped holes by the odd numbered ones,square that number then add up all the letters in just your golfers first names in relation to their numerical sequence, subtract the total putts for the golfers who have 2 vowels,y counts only if he is left handed, only for the front nine, take the total number of bunker shots played by those who wore oakleys and the number of hazard penalties, lateral only, taken by the golfers over 6 ft tall, divide that by the weight of the other tsp talk pool participants opposing caddies weight,not your own, multiple the number of times tiger dropped the gd blast by the number of knuckles lefty gave out today, now, this part is important, obviously the number needs to be rounded up to the nearest hundredth, take the number of fairways hit by just your golfers divided by the number of missed greens in regulation by just the European field, that number is to be squared then added to the exact time of the weather delay in seconds not minutes, now take all the scores write them down backwards and in a random order...every other number you have written down is to be whited out let stand for two minutes as to be fully dry...whatever you do dont blow on it it needs to air dry...where was I sorry...

Originally Posted by rcknfrewld

Crappy is at -5 burro...yes he may have Furyk...cheaters never win in the long haul..

Rckn, you keep intermixing a golf pool with real golf and still insulting me by calling me a cheater?
How do you cheat in a golf pool......unless your running it?
Other than you insulting me continously, this aint no dead horse, its a legit question.
I know i know, dont question the sheriff....what was i thinkin?

Originally Posted by rcknfrewld

I gave scrappy Furyk so he will stop whining and feel ashamed and guilty and not participate in future golf pools

The guy was joking. Give it a rest.