Thread: Golf Pool... The PGA Championship 2013

Originally Posted by Scrappy

Stay thirsty my friend...
Burro, im Drivin to Oklahoma tomorrow to celebrate my next to last furlough vacation.
Playin golf on Saturday with golfers who enjoy my humor. Will be trying to figure out who my other four picks are gonna be for the pool before 5PM Sunday.
If i win i will send you the mug but i need the lid.
Asta le bye bye.
I almost forgot, you interested in crashing a family reunion next month?

am i going to have to take a paternity test again? i'm ok with the tater salad and flies, but when aunt nancy starts telling those old rope swing swimmin hole stories i still get a nervous tick.

on a side note, if one of them three jokers on the 18th starts mouthin off just wiggle the five iron a little bit and tell him he's got 100 yards or ten seconds, whichever comes first and pretend to step in his direction. if he's smart he'll take off straight down the fairway because everbody knows you always slice the irons right off into the rough.

rcknfrewld......-13...Scott-5,Westwood-4,Day-3Garcia-1Mick+1
Tsptalk...........-7.....Woods+1,Bradley-1,Mick+1Scott-5,Dufner-2
Wvango...........-7....Woods+1,Westwood-4,Z,Johnson-1,Sneds E,Dufner-2
Grandma........-6...Bradley-1,Kuchar-3,Mick+1,Rose-2,Sneds E
Burrocrat........-6....Rose-2,D,Johnson+2,Kuchar-3,Garcia-1,Watson E
Obgibby........-5......Mick+1,Stenson-2,Westwood-4,Woods+1,Mahan E
Scrappy.........-5.....Woods+1,Sneds E, Bradley-1,Donald+1, Furyk-5
Tom1.............-4....Stenson-2,Mahan E,Woods+1,Mick+1,Kuchar-3
Gronk............-4....Woods+1,Mick+1,Westwood-4,Rose-2,Matsuyama+2
Ram..............-3....Watson E,Kuchar-3,Mcilroy-1,Mick+1,Woods+1
Tawny...........-1....Mick+1,D.Johnson+2,Woods+1,Scott-5,Els+4
Ebbnflow........-1....Woods+1,Stenson-2,Sneds E,Mick+1,Poulter E
Ecougar.........E.....Woods+1,Mick+1,Sneds E,McDowell E,Z.Johnson-1

I gave scrappy Furyk so he will stop whining and feel ashamed and guilty and not participate in future golf pools

Originally Posted by rcknfrewld

rcknfrewld......-13...Scott-5,Westwood-4,Day-3Garcia-1Mick+1
Tsptalk...........-7.....Woods+1,Bradley-1,Mick+1Scott-5,Dufner-2
Wvango...........-7....Woods+1,Westwood-4,Z,Johnson-1,Sneds E,Dufner-2
Grandma........-6...Bradley-1,Kuchar-3,Mick+1,Rose-2,Sneds
Burrocrat........-6....Rose-2,D,Johnson+2,Kuchar-3,Garcia-1,Watson E
Obgibby........-5......Mick+1,Stenson-2,Westwood-4,Woods+1,Mahan E
Scrappy.........-5.....Woods+1,Sneds E, Bradley-1,Donald+1, Furyk-5
Tom1.............-4....Stenson-2,Mahan E,Woods+1,Mick+1,Kuchar-3
Gronk............-4....Woods+1,Mick+1,Westwood-4,Rose-2,Matsuyama+2
Ram..............-3....Watson E,Kuchar-3,Mcilroy-1,Mick+1,Woods+1
Tawny...........-1....Mick+1,D.Johnson+2,Woods+1,Scott-5,Els+4
Ebbnflow........-1....Woods+1,Stenson-2,Sneds E,Mick+1,Poulter E
Ecougar.........E.....Woods+1,Mick+1,Sneds E,McDowell E,Z.Johnson-1

I gave scrappy Furyk so he will stop whining and feel ashamed and guilty and not participate in future golf pools

well, that sucks. best i can hope for now is day has another prescription pill meltdown because the internet pharmacy didn't ship to the hotel. then maybe i win.

Originally Posted by burrocrat

i'm winning until somebody invents a spreadsheet that disproves it so eat it.

You can wipe your arse with that spreadsheet...there's a new sheriff in town

Originally Posted by Scrappy

Stay thirsty my friend...
Burro, im Drivin to Oklahoma tomorrow to celebrate my next to last furlough vacation.
Playin golf on Saturday with golfers who enjoy my humor. Will be trying to figure out who my other four picks are gonna be for the pool before 5PM Sunday.
If i win i will send you the mug but i need the lid.
Asta le bye bye.
I almost forgot, you interested in crashing a family reunion next month?

I hope you snipe hook your first tee shot OB while pulling a hamy on Saturday

WOW! You really do have trouble keepin the scores. (humor) If i really had Furyk, which i dont, i would only be at -4 based on the scores below not -5. (not humor) Now im protesting your scorekeeping. (humor) Who knows what everbody else really has. (not humor) Let me guess, you work for the gov......somewhere in finance? (sarcasm)

Scrappy.........-5.....Woods+1,Sneds E, Bradley-1,Donald+1, Furyk-5
Tom1.............-4....Stenson-2,Mahan E,Woods+1,Mick+1,Kuchar-3
Gronk............-4....Woods+1,Mick+1,Westwood-4,Rose-2,Matsuyama+2
Ram..............-3....Watson E,Kuchar-3,Mcilroy-1,Mick+1,Woods+1
Tawny...........-1....Mick+1,D.Johnson+2,Woods+1,Scott-5,Els+4
Ebbnflow........-1....Woods+1,Stenson-2,Sneds E,Mick+1,Poulter E
Ecougar.........E.....Woods+1,Mick+1,Sneds E,McDowell E,Z.Johnson-1

I gave scrappy Furyk so he will stop whining and feel ashamed and guilty and not participate in future golf pools[/QUOTE]

Tom we need to insert a * for our next golf pool...I apologize for scrappy's inappropriate behavior...uncalled for, very unbecoming of a tsp talk member

you take your best 4 scores out of 5....you are -5...I hope Dustin shoots 64 tomorrow you sick twisted ba$tard
even burro understands the scoring system

Originally Posted by Scrappy

WOW! You really do have trouble keepin the scores. (humor) If i really had Furyk, which i dont, i would only be at -4 based on the scores below not -5. (not humor) Now im protesting your scorekeeping. (humor) Who knows what everbody else really has. (not humor) Let me guess, you work for the gov......somewhere in finance? (sarcasm)

Scrappy.........-5.....Woods+1,Sneds E, Bradley-1,Donald+1, Furyk-5
Tom1.............-4....Stenson-2,Mahan E,Woods+1,Mick+1,Kuchar-3
Gronk............-4....Woods+1,Mick+1,Westwood-4,Rose-2,Matsuyama+2
Ram..............-3....Watson E,Kuchar-3,Mcilroy-1,Mick+1,Woods+1
Tawny...........-1....Mick+1,D.Johnson+2,Woods+1,Scott-5,Els+4
Ebbnflow........-1....Woods+1,Stenson-2,Sneds E,Mick+1,Poulter E
Ecougar.........E.....Woods+1,Mick+1,Sneds E,McDowell E,Z.Johnson-1

I gave scrappy Furyk so he will stop whining and feel ashamed and guilty and not participate in future golf pools

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Pappy O'Daniel:*Sounded to me like he was harboring a hateful grudge against the Soggy Bottom Boys on account of their rough and rowdy past. Looks like Homer Stokes is the kind of fellow who wants to cast the first stone.[boos]Pappy O'Daniel:*Well, I'm with you folks. I'm a forgive-and-forgettin' Christian, and I say, if their rambunctiousness, and misdemeanoring, is behind them...[turns away from the mike, towards Everett]Pappy O'Daniel:*[no-nonsense] It is, ain't it, boys?Ulysses Everett McGill:*Uh, yes sir, it is.

Originally Posted by rcknfrewld

you take your best 4 scores out of 5....you are -5...I hope Dustin shoots 64 tomorrow you sick twisted ba$tard
even burro understands the scoring system

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Wanting Furyk after he moved to 2nd place was a joke, humor. Duh, helloooo.
Before you keep insulting me and piling on to my protest, you better look in the mirror.
"sick twisted bastard"? i am embarrest for you.

Originally Posted by rcknfrewld

rcknfrewld......-13...Scott-5,Westwood-4,Day-3Garcia-1Mick+1


I gave scrappy Furyk so he will stop whining and feel ashamed and guilty and not participate in future golf pools

Im just not feelin it....shame or guilt. But i am feeling pretty confident about my next pick. Yeah, i was a little hesitant but go ahead and swap out Luke Donald with Adam Scott. Also, Can i swap Adam back out by 5PM Sunday deadline or was that a one time deal? :toung: