Thread: Golf Pool... The PGA Championship 2013

Haven't quite figured out what the rules are now.

Originally Posted by OBGibby

Haven't quite figured out what the rules are now.

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Originally Posted by OBGibby

Haven't quite figured out what the rules are now.

you take the first three holes of your last three golfers add them with the second worst scores on the even numbered holes following of course the first three,multiply the even numbered handicapped holes by the odd numbered ones,square that number then add up all the letters in just your golfers first names in relation to their numerical sequence, subtract the total putts for the golfers who have 2 vowels,y counts only if he is left handed, only for the front nine, take the total number of bunker shots played by those who wore oakleys and the number of hazard penalties, lateral only, taken by the golfers over 6 ft tall, divide that by the weight of the other tsp talk pool participants opposing caddies weight,not your own, multiple the number of times tiger dropped the gd blast by the number of knuckles lefty gave out today, now, this part is important, obviously the number needs to be rounded up to the nearest hundredth, take the number of fairways hit by just your golfers divided by the number of missed greens in regulation by just the European field, that number is to be squared then added to the exact time of the weather delay in seconds not minutes, now take all the scores write them down backwards and in a random order...every other number you have written down is to be whited out let stand for two minutes as to be fully dry...whatever you do dont blow on it it needs to air dry...where was I sorry...

i'm just glad the scoring is simple enough to do on my fingers so obgibby can't cheat the win with his spreadsheet magic no more.

i am at -6, right? right?

Im doing the f'n scores now I hate golf

Originally Posted by burrocrat

i am at -6, right? right?

You're right. Now multiple that by... ah, forget it.

Originally Posted by rcknfrewld

Im doing the f'n scores now I hate golf

you could always take up 'picking' (yard saleing) as a hobby. i cruise around saturday mornings looking for golf bags with signs on them in people's driveways. they are almost always not a complete set so they often will part with the five iron for a few bucks is all. then the wife usually comes out at that point and says something like 'oh hell, just take the whole dam bag, please'.

keep a few five irons in the trunk of your car for those inevitable bad rounds where you end up at the clubhouse early. i gaurantee you if you meet the remaining three of your foursome at the 18th green with a five iron in one hand, three beers in the other, and a crazy jack nicholson grin on your face they will almost always choose the beers and call it even.

Originally Posted by rcknfrewld

you are not funny and your humor is based on a false premise...
and doth protest too much

Funny, like beauty, is in the eyes and ears of the beholder. Contraire, my humor is not based on a false premise. It is not based on any premise and i never ever ever protest too much but i am now playing the PGA pool under protest. If Jim Furyk loses, i want my entry fee back and apologies from you for continously insulting me!

Good luck to all in the pool!

Originally Posted by Scrappy

Funny, like beauty, is in the eyes and ears of the beholder. Contraire, my humor is not based on a false premise. It is not based on any premise and i never ever ever protest too much but i am now playing the PGA pool under protest. If Jim Furyk loses, i want my entry fee back and apologies from you for continously insulting me!

Good luck to all in the pool!

Stop being a pain in the arse

Originally Posted by rcknfrewld

Stop being a pain in the arse

I am protesting your demand......
Let me know if keepin score is too difficult. I could offer a suggestion that might help.

Originally Posted by rcknfrewld

Stop being a pain in the arse

please finish up the ciphering so i can know if i'm winning before everybody starts airing their hateful grudge.

tom is a poker player and this is dam near a fouled deck. we got folks sitting down at the table after the antes have been paid, everybody complaining about about their hands they have or haven't got dealt, and if youns don't shut it then my 5 aces ain't gonna be no good.

i'm winning until somebody invents a spreadsheet that disproves it so eat it.