saving for the belt in no way equals 100% of odds of getting the belt, there is always the possibility that the belt company either goes out of business or that i tap the savings jar for beer money long before i ever get to $180.
why yes, yes it does.
but what would be the point? why have a belt with a bottle opener and sit around watching football with no beer? for that matter, belt and beer no football, or the least attractive option, beer and football with no belt? i am getting that belt, i am not quitting drinking beer, and i am going to watch carson wentz play football for the eagles, that is just how it is going to be so the "take the belt charity money and bet it on the eagles" is the most practical path to achieving all three the way i see it. sugar mama is out of the question because no woman is going to put up with all three.
i usually only do that on holiday weekends, and it is not a style choice. it is to mask my scent and throw the hunter drones off my trail.