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Yesterday, a Model S collided with a large metallic object in the middle of the road, causing significant damage to the vehicle. The car’s alert system signaled a problem and instructed the driver to pull over safely, which he did. No one was injured, and the sole occupant had sufficient time to exit the vehicle safely and call the authorities.
what was the large metallic object in the middle of the road the driver struck? did the driver really need the car's alert system to instruct him to exit the vehicle at that point? don't ever call the authorities in that situation, just throw the keys and run. if they catch up to you and start asking questions tell them you were just trying to give that poor hooker a safe ride home because her pimp was beating on her and you've been drinking so that's why she was driving and you don't know where she is now. and if that don't work tell them you want to call your lawyer. then start singing ac/dc back in black quietly to yourself 'you gotta catch me if you want me to hang' and don't stop.