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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster View Post
    Cool..look for a silver Hummer
    will do see ya

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    KK..things are running a litle behind today with the carpet...

    So I might not make it..hope you get this in time..otherwise enjoy those ribs..

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    My Birthday thoughts..







    1. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's.

    2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content..

    3. I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here.

    4. I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?"

    5. I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.

    6. A sign In a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea."

    7. Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

    8. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

    9. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"?

    10. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

    11. The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

    12. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade. If life deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Mary's.

    13. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

    14. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys.

    15. I am a nobody; nobody is perfect, and therefore I am perfect.

    16. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

    17. That Claudia Schiffer must be a genius because I told a friend my plan to attain world peace, and he told me I have "Schiffer Brains."

    18. No one ever says, "It's only a game!" when their team is winning.

    19. Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes and lottery tickets, are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?

    20. How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

    21. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

    22. Marriage changes passion... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

    23. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

    24. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

    25. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been.

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  7. #124

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    Regarding #8, you should try a laugher sometime. Or how about a cryer. Heck they all make good presents.

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    sorry i missed you D man but we cooked ribs for mom and step dad today so wife wanted red lobster sunday night ( that will teach me to watch Most Deadliest Catch) we were running late too i did look over there to see if the silver hummer was there and did not see catch up with ya tomorrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by kar crazy View Post
    sorry i missed you D man but we cooked ribs for mom and step dad today so wife wanted red lobster sunday night ( that will teach me to watch Most Deadliest Catch) we were running late too i did look over there to see if the silver hummer was there and did not see catch up with ya tomorrow
    No sweat..I didn't get done with the carpet till around 5:30...So I did a Subway instead..Today I took that special someone to Johnny Carinos..Had their Lemon Pepper Salmon..And I've been watching Deadliest Catch too:toung:


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    The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the President. In essence 2/3 of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, 'What are we so unhappy about?''


    A. Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 Days a week?
    B. Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter?
    C. Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job?
    D. Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time and see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last year?
    E. Maybe it is the ability to drive our cars and trucks from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean without having to present identification papers as we move through each state?
    F. Or possibly the hundreds of clean and safe motels we would find along the way that can provide temporary shelter?

    G. I guess having thousands of restaurants with varying cuisine from around the world is just not good enough either.
    H. Or could it be that when we wreck our car, emergency workers show up and provide services to help all and even send a helicopter to take you to the hospital.
    I. Perhaps you are one of the 70 percent of Americans who own a home.
    J. You may be upset with knowing that in the unfortunate case of a fire, a group of trained firefighters will appear in moments and use top notch equipment to extinguish the flames, thus saving you, your family, and your belongings.

    K. Or if, while at home watching one of your many flat screen TVs, a burglar or prowler intrudes, an officer equipped with a gun and a bullet-proof vest will come to defend you and your family against attack or loss.
    L. This all in the backdrop of a neighborhood free of bombs or militias raping and pillaging the residents. Neighborhoods where 90% of teenagers own cell phones and computers.
    M. How about the complete religious, social and political freedoms we enjoy that are the envy of everyone in the world?
    Maybe that is what has 67% of you folks are unhappy.
    Fact is, we are the largest group of ungrateful, spoiled brats the world has ever seen. No wonder the world loves the U.S. , yet has a great disdain for its citizens. They see us for what we are. The most blessed people in the world who do nothing but complain about what we don't have, and what we hate about the
    country instead of thanking the good Lord we live here.

    I know, I know. What about the president who took us into war and has no plan to get us out? The president who has a measly 31 percent approval rating? Is this the same president who guided the nation in the dark days after 9/11? The president that cut taxes to bring an economy out of recession? Could this be the same guy who has been called every name in the book for succeeding in keeping all the spoiled ungrateful brats safe from terrorist attacks? The commander in chief of an all-volunteer army that is out there defending you and me?
    Did you hear how bad the President is on the news or talk show? Did this news affect you so much, make you so unhappy you couldn't take a look around for yourself and see all the good things and be glad? Think about it......are you upset at the President because he actually caused you personal pain OR is it because the 'Media' told you he was failing to kiss your sorry ungrateful behind every day.

    Make no mistake about it. The troops in Iraq and Afghanistan have volunteered to serve, and in many cases may have died for your freedom. There is currently no draft in this country. They didn't have to go. They are able to refuse to go and end up with either a ''general'' discharge, an 'other than honorable'' discharge or, worst case scenario, a ''dishonorable' ' discharge after a few days in the brig.

    So why then the flat-out discontentment in the minds of 69 percent of Americans?

    Say what you want but I blame it on the media. If it bleeds it leads and they specialize in bad news. Everybody will watch a car crash with blood and guts. How many will watch kids selling lemonade at the corner? The media knows this and media outlets are for-profit corporations. They offer what sells, and when criticized, try to defend their actions by 'justifying' them in one way or another. Just ask why they tried to allow a murderer like O.J. Simpson to write a book about how he didn't kill his wife, but if he did he would have done it this way......Insane!

    Turn off the TV, burn Newsweek, and use the New York Times for the bottom of your bird cage. Then start being grateful for all we have as country. There is exponentially more good than bad. We are among the most blessed people on Earth and should thank God several times a day, or at least be thankful and appreciative.' 'With hurricanes, tornadoes, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, 'Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?'

    Jay Leno

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    05/27/08
    100% G= +.01/share

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    Drink responsibly


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    lol poor guy

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    Need to pay attention.

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    Hey Buster..

    I found a SmartCar for ya.. time to sell that H3..

    http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-20...e-1024x768.jpg
    ~100% S fund since Feb 2012~

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