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    Wiped out: Town flushes final roll of 12-year toilet paper supply

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    (VIDEO) Cramer Has Public Meltdown Over Elon Musk Tweet

    "In the land of idiots, the moron is King."--Unknown

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    ...so I researched the best mask designs, and this is what I found, that works :


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    2008, I liked this one, thanks James!laughdog.gif
    Quote Originally Posted by James48843 View Post
    NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS:

    CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.

    CFO -- Corporate Fraud Officer.

    BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

    BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

    VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.

    P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

    BROKER -- What my financial advisor has made me.

    STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.

    STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

    STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

    FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

    MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.

    CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

    YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

    WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @$240 per share.

    INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Former investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.

    PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.


    (Stolen from another internet site tonight.
    Hey, we're all going broke together. The least we can do is maintain a sense of humor. It may be all we have left when this is over.)
    06/18/2020
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