Pirates

[fabijo]

Looks like they are fighting pirates by playing loud MP3's! :D I wonder if the RIAA will get involved and sue the pirate fighters for pirating copyrighted music.

Pirates thwarted with MP3 sonic blast
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5i2BConm9nGR-ZCQnZc05xqtq54iA


But help could be at hand in the form of a long range acoustic device (LRAD) -- hooked up to a humble MP3 player.

About the size of a domestic satellite dish, LRADs blast the target with a precise beam of sound -- warning messages, noises, sirens -- which can be turned up to excruciatingly painful levels should an attacker get too close.

[tsptalk]

Looks like they are fighting pirates by playing loud MP3's! :D I wonder if the RIAA will get involved and sue the pirate fighters for pirating copyrighted music.

Pirates thwarted with MP3 sonic blast
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5i2BConm9nGR-ZCQnZc05xqtq54iA
The ACLU is probably handing out business cards to the pirates... Give us a call if you feel you are being abused. :D

[fabijo]

The ACLU is probably handing out business cards to the pirates... Give us a call if you feel you are being abused. :D

ROFL :laugh:

[coolhand]

Somali Pirates in Discussions to Acquire Citigroup

By Andreas Hippin
November 20 (Bloomberg) -- The Somali pirates, renegade Somalis known for hijacking ships for ransom in the Gulf of Aden, are negotiating a purchase of Citigroup.

The pirates would buy Citigroup with new debt and their existing cash stockpiles, earned most recently from hijacking numerous ships, including most recently a $200 million Saudi Arabian oil tanker. The Somali pirates are offering up to $0.10 per share for Citigroup, pirate spokesman Sugule Ali said earlier today. The negotiations have entered the final stage, Ali said.

"You may not like our price, but we are not in the business of paying for things. Be happy we are in the mood to
offer the shareholders anything," said Ali.

The pirates will finance part of the purchase by selling new Pirate Ransom Backed Securities. The PRBS's are backed by the cash flows from future ransom payments from hijackings in the Gulf of Aden. Moody's and S&P have already issued their top investment grade ratings for the PRBS's.

Head pirate, Ubu Kalid Shandu, said: "We need a bank so that we have a place to keep all of our ransom money. Thankfully, the dislocations in the capital markets has allowed us to purchase Citigroup
at an attractive valuation and to take advantage of TARP capital to grow the business even faster."

Shandu added, "We don't call ourselves pirates. We are coastguards and this will just allow us to guard our coasts better."

*CITI IN TALKS WITH SOMALI PIRATES FOR POSSIBLE CAPITAL INFUSION

*WILL REQUIRE ALL CITI EMPLOYEES TO WEAR PATCH OVER ONE EYE

*SOMALIAN PIRATES APPLY TO BECOME BANK TO ACCESS TARP

*PAULSON: TARP PIRATE EQUITY IS AN `INVESTMENT,' WILL PAY OFF

*KASHKARI SAYS `SOMALI PIRATES ARE 'FUNDAMENTALLY SOUND' '

*Moody's upgrade Somali Pirates to AAA

*HUD SAYS SOMALI DHOW FORECLOSURE PROGRAM HAD `VERY LOW' PARTICPATION

*SOMALI PIRATES IN DISCUSSION TO ACQUIRE CITIBANK

*FED OFFICIALS: AGGRESSIVE EASING WOULD CUT SOMALI PIRATE RISK

* FED AGREED OCT. 29 TO TAKE `WHATEVER STEPS' NEEDED FOR SOMALI PIRATES

http://tinyurl.com/5sajys

[Gumby]

I guess the oil business is not as profitable as it used to be.:D

[coolhand]

I guess the oil business is not as profitable as it used to be.:D

I live close to the East Coast. I'm looking for some good mates to join me in a similar venture throughout the Caribbean. Ever read that book "Who moved my Cheese"? :nuts:

[fabijo]

coolhand - I was nearly on the floor with that article. hilarious! :laugh:

[ATCJeff]

Can you believe they have received 150 million dollars this past year in ransoms? I need I new job!:D

[Bullitt]

You're telling me the Arab states can't hire a slew of mercenaries somehow, somewhere to go in and take this tanker? All those idiots have to guard it with are RPG's and AK-47's!

I always found it incredible that the people who have the money to buy a tanker of that magnitude can't afford to put a 3 or 4 man team on board the vessel to guard against a simple takeover. One shot from a Barret .50 Caliber would've foundered that Somali guppy.

[fabijo]

I always found it incredible that the people who have the money to buy a tanker of that magnitude can't afford to put a 3 or 4 man team on board the vessel to guard against a simple takeover. One shot from a Barret .50 Caliber would've foundered that Somali guppy.

The people on the ships don't own them. Maybe they're in on it and getting a cut. :suspicious:

[James48843]

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[fabijo]

Dead Pirate Washes Ashore With $153,000

http://www.military.com/news/article/dead-pirate-washes-ashore-with-153000.html


Five pirates drowned Friday when their small boat capsized after they received a reported $3 million ransom for releasing a Saudi oil tanker.


"The loss or potential loss of the ransom means the pirates will be all the more keen to get the next ransom in," he said. "There are people lining up to be pirates. (It's Hollywood's fault for glamorizing it.)"


But a pirate spokesman (shouldn't that be spokesperson?) assured The Associated Press on Sunday that the 20 crew members on the MV Faina were doing well.

[budnipper1]

But a pirate spokesman (shouldn't that be spokesperson?) assured The Associated Press on Sunday that the 20 crew members on the MV Faina were doing well.

Dead Pirate Washes Ashore With $153,000
http://www.military.com/news/article/dead-pirate-washes-ashore-with-153000.html

Only if "wo'person" is more politically correct than "woman".

[Gumby]

Dead Pirate Washes Ashore With $153,000



At least he died rich.....at least for his part of the world.:nuts:

[Steadygain]

If the governments wanted to end the Pirate Problem all they'd have to do is hire B.C.B.S. - let them pick the supplies and guarantee immunity from lawsuits/bad press.

[Frixxxx]

http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/africa/04/01/navy.pirates/index.html?hpt=T1

Got some of the S.O.B.'s

:cool:

[Birchtree]

Disposition - make'em walk the plank. They'll never be missed in this world - savages.

[nnuut]

What the HELL were those Pirates thinking? They really must be stupid to mess with the Nicholas? 8832

[Frixxxx]

The best part of the article is the word "Suspected" pirates.

What are they? you decide:

1. Stoopid people with guns?
2. Mentally challenged with a boat?
3. Renegade Cruise passengers from Somalia State Sponored cruise liner?
4. Fisherman protecting their turf?

Man, you fire on a U.S. Navy vessel and you have got to earn a title other than "Suspected".:mad:

[Buster]

The best part of the article is the word "Suspected" pirates.

What are they? you decide:

1. Stoopid people with guns?
2. Mentally challenged with a boat?
3. Renegade Cruise passengers from Somalia State Sponored cruise liner?
4. Fisherman protecting their turf?

Man, you fire on a U.S. Navy vessel and you have got to earn a title other than "Suspected".:mad:


That's right about the same as "Persons of Interest":D:blink: