Wolverine
11-06-2007, 09:06 AM
An Old Farmers Advice:
* Your fences need to be Horse-high, Pig-tight, and Bull-strong.
* Keep Skunks and Bankers and Lawyers at a distance.
* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
* A Bumble Bee is considerably faster than a John Deere Tractor.
* Words that soak into your ears are whispered..............not yelled.
* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.
* Forgive your enemies it messes up their heads.
* Do not corner something' that you know is meaner than you.
* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
* You cannot unsay a cruel word.
* Every path has a few puddles.
* When you wallow with Pigs expect to get dirty.
* The best sermons are lived not preached.
* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.
* Don't judge folks by their relatives.
* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
* Don't interfere with somthing' that ain't botherin' you none.
* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is Stop Diggin.
* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the Mirror every mornin.
* Aways drink upstream from the herd.
* Good judgement comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgement.
* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is, a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.
* If you get to thinkin' your a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
* Your fences need to be Horse-high, Pig-tight, and Bull-strong.
* Keep Skunks and Bankers and Lawyers at a distance.
* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
* A Bumble Bee is considerably faster than a John Deere Tractor.
* Words that soak into your ears are whispered..............not yelled.
* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.
* Forgive your enemies it messes up their heads.
* Do not corner something' that you know is meaner than you.
* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
* You cannot unsay a cruel word.
* Every path has a few puddles.
* When you wallow with Pigs expect to get dirty.
* The best sermons are lived not preached.
* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.
* Don't judge folks by their relatives.
* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
* Don't interfere with somthing' that ain't botherin' you none.
* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is Stop Diggin.
* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the Mirror every mornin.
* Aways drink upstream from the herd.
* Good judgement comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgement.
* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is, a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.
* If you get to thinkin' your a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.