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Spaf
09-06-2007, 02:43 PM
I just got my issue of The Eufaula Indian Journal (Sept 6, 2007)

FRONT PAGE
"Former Bank of Eufaula VP could be facing up to two years in prison"

Former Bank of Eufaula VP_______ scheduled to appear in Muskogee federal court. Guilty plee to embezzling over $335,000 of county citizens money.

Lets see,
Thats $167,500 per year.
Free room and board.
And, NO dang grass to cut.

I'm putting my application in! ----> Part-time embezzler needs work!....:D..:laugh:

Wolverine
09-06-2007, 08:24 PM
I don't do the cut grass thing now anyhoo. So, Embezzlement won't work for me.:D:laugh:

Fivetears
09-07-2007, 01:21 AM
You've over looked the mandatory rectum stretching program there, Spaf. That money doesn't seem too appealing to me. :blink:
Thats $167,500 per year.
Free room and board.
And, NO dang grass to cut.

I'm putting my application in! ----> Part-time embezzler needs work!....:D..:laugh: