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burrocrat
02-03-2013, 05:16 PM
i pick the '49ers to destroy the ravens. and i hope ray lewis goes crawling broken back to his hypocritical murderin retirement hole before halftime.

burrocrat
02-03-2013, 05:30 PM
also, i think the sandy hook choir was lipsynching.

konakathy
02-03-2013, 06:00 PM
Don't worry, Ravens will lose. Lewis was on the cover of Sports Illustrated last week. That team is jinxed fer sure, unless divine intervention takes over.

CrabClaw
02-03-2013, 06:09 PM
Don't worry, Ravens will lose. Lewis was on the cover of Sports Illustrated last week. That team is jinxed fer sure, unless divine intervention takes over.

I dunno, I think Flacco is one of the most underrated QB's out there. Don't bet against him...

James48843
02-03-2013, 06:12 PM
Will there be any "wardrobe malfunction" tonight?

burrocrat
02-03-2013, 06:40 PM
well this ain't looking so good for my ray lewis retribution party later.

CrabClaw
02-03-2013, 07:14 PM
Halftime show = not so good :blink:

burrocrat
02-03-2013, 07:16 PM
Will there be any "wardrobe malfunction" tonight?

i don't know if you can call that wardrobe a malfunction, but for crap sake girl if you're gonna be on tv, at least put on a dress.

burrocrat
02-03-2013, 07:21 PM
i thought the dominatrix charlies angels pistol pose was a little distasteful considering the earlier sandy hook victims opening anthem, but we all know media glorified violence disguised as sex has no effect on innocent children.

burrocrat
02-03-2013, 07:29 PM
whew, thank dawg that's over with. now let's get back to the smashing the tar out of ray lewis plan.

burrocrat
02-03-2013, 07:35 PM
holy crap, that jones guy is so fast he had time to watch himself running it back during the kick off.

burrocrat
02-03-2013, 07:40 PM
it looks like the league went to emergency plan b and pulled the plug to shuffle in some new red robots in order to make the wwf/nfl spectacle seem more realistic.

konakathy
02-03-2013, 07:58 PM
Divine intervention? Power of prayer? Or like crabclaw said - it's the QB.

I'm not waiting to find out. I'm going to the beach for a quick swim.

At least Elementary will be entertaining.

RealMoneyIssues
02-03-2013, 08:17 PM
Hey, saw this thread...

When is the Superbowl? Who's playing?

burrocrat
02-03-2013, 08:49 PM
Who's playing?

well, up until halftime the answer was nobody.

but i'm really liking these post power outage red robots better than the earlier models.

konakathy
02-03-2013, 09:19 PM
Holy crapola!!! It's a real game!

I'm getting the stink eye from my friend right now.

burrocrat
02-03-2013, 09:51 PM
well at least the electrical script change made things interesting and i never have to hear ray lewis run his suck again.

unless he gets hired by one of the networks to broadcast sports coverage. then i'm quitting watching football for good and will have find other things to make me angry every february.

burrocrat
02-03-2013, 10:18 PM
my favorite superbowl commercial was the kia crossover station wagon one with the suggestive language about where babies come from. but jake said when mommies and daddies... the wheels on the bus go round and round... brilliant! a little sumpin sumpin for everyone, watch kia sales spike in the first quarter.

http://kansascity.sbnation.com/2013/2/2/3942422/super-bowl-47-ads-commercials

nnuut
02-03-2013, 10:29 PM
Just won $20.00 from the Wife, it's GOOD when it's GOOD!:laugh:

sniper
02-03-2013, 11:56 PM
Just won $20.00 from the Wife, it's GOOD when it's GOOD!:laugh:

even better for me, girlfriend is pissed off at me for some beyonce comments i made, i might get to be single again :D

burrocrat
02-05-2013, 10:30 PM
even better for me, girlfriend is pissed off at me for some beyonce comments i made, i might get to be single again :D

oh man, not fair peta,

PETA Slams Beyonce For Super Bowl Bodysuit Made of Python and Iguana - I4U News (http://www.i4u.com/2013/02/beyonce-knowles/peta-python-slams-bowl-beyonce-super-and-iguana-made-bodysuit)

i wanted to slam beyonce first.

sniper
02-05-2013, 10:49 PM
oh man, not fair peta,

PETA Slams Beyonce For Super Bowl Bodysuit Made of Python and Iguana - I4U News (http://www.i4u.com/2013/02/beyonce-knowles/peta-python-slams-bowl-beyonce-super-and-iguana-made-bodysuit)

i wanted to slam beyonce first.

hey i don't mind seconds (or 5248231974's in her case) as long as i get it :laugh:

nnuut
01-20-2014, 11:00 AM
This isn't the Super Bowl But an eye opener as to the knowledge the Brits have about American Football.
Bad British NFL commentary. [VIDEO] (http://www.wimp.com/britishcommentary/)