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    "If you can't dazzle them with intelligence, baffle them with BS."

    I do the latter a lot...
    A wise man speaks when he has something to say...A FOOL speaks when he just has to say something

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullishreturn View Post
    I know what you're thinking.

    "Did he fire six shots or only five?"

    Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself.

    But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky?

    Well, do ya, punk?
    I gots ta know!
    God bless the United States of America!

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    Quote Originally Posted by viva la migra View Post
    i gots ta know!

    "click"
    A wise man speaks when he has something to say...A FOOL speaks when he just has to say something


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    "Be careful what you wish for, you may get it."

    Earliest reference I could find: There are a number of versions of this quote and it is attributed to a number of sources such as in the story the Monkey's Paw, which is a classic horror story apparently written by W.W. Jacobs,, first appearing in Harpers Monthly in 1902. The story begins with a quotation "Be careful what you wish for, you may receive it" - unfortunately attributed by the author to Anonymous.

    "An insult is like a drink. It only affects you if you accept it."
    Glory Road, Robert Heinlein (probably not the original author of the quote)
    "All the prophets of Doom, Can always find room, In a world full of worry and fear..." - Protest Song, Monty Python

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    White's statement:

    "Don't lose heart."

    Owen's Commentary on White's Statement:

    "...they might want to cut it out ...."

    Byrd's Addition to Owen's Commentary on White's Statement:

    "...and they want to avoid a lengthy search."




    And on a less joking note:

    "Most folks are as happy as they make their minds up to be." - Abraham Lincoln


    Lady

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster View Post
    "click"

    #1:








    #2:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullishreturn View Post
    #1:








    #2:

    Oh yeah, I forgot... and.."BANG!!"
    A wise man speaks when he has something to say...A FOOL speaks when he just has to say something

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    It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers. -- James Thurber

    Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. -- Bertrand Russel

    Don't be humble. You're not that great. --Golda Meir

    It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to chemistry or physics. -- H. L. Mencken

    There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it. -- Cicero

    I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy. -- Unknown

    There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it. -- John W. Raper

    Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. -- Lily Tomlin

    Suppose you were an idiot, and a Congressman. But, I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain

    If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. -- Derek Bok

    I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the field to private industy. -- Joseph Heller

    Gaiety is the outstanding feature of the Soviet Union. -- Joseph Stalin

    I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. -- Elvis Presly.

    Cats teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. -- Garrison Keillor

    Ninety percent of everything is crap. -- Ted Sturgeon

    If we knew waht we were doing, we wouldn't call it research. -- Albert Einstein

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    "If ever there was a time to save, it's now. When a dog gets a bone he don't go out and make the first payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got." --American humorist Will Rogers (1879-1935)

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    "It's not so much how busy you are but why you are busy. The bee is praised; the mosquito is swatted." - Marie O'Conner
    "All the prophets of Doom, Can always find room, In a world full of worry and fear..." - Protest Song, Monty Python

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    HEY GUYS, WATCH THIS!!!! omg.GIF



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    "You've seen what goodness does. It breeds intolerance, rigidity, the belief that because I'm right those who don't believe exactly as I do are wrong and must change. We don't need good. We need balance."

    Said by one of the characters in a book by L. E. Modesitt. A book from his "Recluse" series. But I didn't write down which book when I wrote the quote down and now I can't remember which book the quote came from.

    But just think about the quote for a minute. Please.

    Lady


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