i used to smoke, for 30 years (i just vape now as a crutch). and i used to work on boats, in all kinds of scrunch-your-nuts conditions. but i never was unable to light a smoke, ever. i'll call down lightning in a hurricane if that's what it takes, i will not be denied the flame, even if i have to chew the meat off your thighs and rub your bones together for heat. i can set fire to the rain. so don't vote me off the island. other than that i got nothin for ya, head back to camp.
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