Thread: TSP Poker Club

also, thanks to usercue we have a new voice of tsp poker club: https://www.ivona.com/

check it out sometime, salli is great for american engrish, but amy has this sexy husky hungry woman voice and she will say anything you want her to. how cool is that on valentine's day?

two of my personal favorites are:

burrocrat is a poker ninja and you should just spare yourself the trouble and give him all your chips now.

oohhh, yes, oh yes! oh burro, oohhhh, yes!

good luck at the tables.

some more thoughts on those hyper 3-person spin and go tourneys:

1, you only have chips for about 6 or 8 sleeper hands, after that it is go time
2, these games will teach you just how often you can expect an ace rag to river your pocket queens (hint, a lot, but less than half)
3, try not to break stuff when you get rivered, it happens, a lot
4, some folks are just plain stupid
5, silverback is perfectly acceptable here, in fact expected
6, ram and jam, all hot, all the time

there is gold in these thar hills.

the shortest one i played was 3 hands. 1 let the first donk kill the other, 2 take down the new big donk with AA that didn't get cracked, 3 kill old new big donk with big slick that held up. thanks, +60k. electric. alive.

more random shorthanded or heads up tips:

you have to train your opponents to never ever enter a pot until they are ready to bet it all, to lose their nuts.

some of them learn fast, some of them learn slow, but they all learn eventually. meanwhile you bleed off their timid calls and bluffs.

one of these days i am going to win that brand new car.

Originally Posted by burrocrat

reminder: there is the regularly scheduled sunday night tourney scheduled today at 8pm eastern time and it counts for season points if you are not too busy smooching your valentine.

Valentine's Day... Could be tough but I'll try to make it.

Originally Posted by tsptalk

Valentine's Day... Could be tough but I'll try to make it.

well better hurry and clean the bathroom, do the dishes, rub her feet, whathaveyou, because in 2-1/2 hours the cards fly.

tsp poker club tournament starts tonight in about 20 minutes (late registration for another 10 minutes after that), but be careful out there today, the site is chock full of freaks and lonely hearts.

i had the distinct and unusual experience of playing a round of cards today with a gal who named herself 'double_dd_mimi'. at least i think it was a gal, and obviously very comfortable moving big stacks around. we both went out at the same time to a monster stack but i had more chips going in so i got second and mimi got third place. that was an interesting game.

also i should warn you that i just poured myself a double highball of buffalo trace kentucky straight bourbon whiskey courtesy of my new tsptalk friend dinicti so i will be good and warmed up, and this stuff makes me bulletproof.

I just got home. Sorry. Is it over or was it cancelled?
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never mind. I found it.

short table tonight, only 4 players: usercue won 1st, followed by cougar 2nd, fogsailing 3rd, and yours truly 4th.

see you all next week.

You guys did well at keeping burro from reclaiming #1

Originally Posted by k0nkuzh0n

You guys did well at keeping burro from reclaiming #1

LOL...uhmmm...you're next.