Thread: TSP Poker Club

jury duty? pffft, this is poker and you guys need to get your priorities straight. jury duty is nothing like cards and lawyers suck at poker because they think nobody can lie as good as them, just because they get paid for it does not mean they are getting my chips. (well, actually they were gata, cue, kuz, and dog's chips, but they're mine now).

we have a new member which brings the club up to 11 folks, although no more than 6 have sat down together at the same time. but i think we might see some more hands at the table this sunday sunday sunday. don't be shy now.

for those of you in the club who may have turned off email notifications, i scheduled a 'fun' (not 'keeps' does not count for season points) tournament for this evening, saturday feb 06 at 8 pm.

it is a game of HORSE, you remember when you where a kid and you would play horse at the basketball court in the playground with your friends where everybody takes a different shot and if you can't make it then you get a letter like hangman until you are out? well, this is nothing like that, except for the out part.

HORSE is a mixed rotating game of holdem, omaha hi/lo, razz (lowball 7 stud), 7 stud hi, and 7 stud hi/lo, all games are limit not no-limit. it is really easy to play and very hard to win, unless you can count in 4 dimensions and have a computer in the top button of your suitcoat or else are a total degenerate gambler. it can help you to begin thinking of cards in a different way, also it can help you learn new cuss words and to dislike you fellow lucky jerkwad players.

i had another serious friday night poker misadventure where i build up my chipstack all week and then on the weekend a bunch of luck mofo's steal all my dognam chips and i went broke again. i haven't seen a flush in days, can't catch a dang ace in a race to save my life, and all my small pairs get drawn out on so i am a little tilted. and broke. again.

anyways, hope to see you there tonight. also, the weekly for 'keeps' season tournament no limit holdem game is still on for tomorrow night, sunday feb 07 at 8 pm eastern.

saturday night 'fun' horse tourney starting in about 15 minutes... come git some.

new 'fun' tourney no limit hold em starting in 5 minutes... 10 minute late registration available, bok bok bok

never mind. thought you were referring to the current hour.

Originally Posted by alevin

never mind. thought you were referring to the current hour.

you will just have to wait until tomorrow to lose some more chips, just like the rest of them.

You mean, lose some more like the rest of us except uq?

Originally Posted by alevin

You mean, lose some more like the rest of us except uq?

Looks like he forgot that little detail.

the funny thing about donkeys is, everybody loves to kick them, but that is a bad hobby to take up, doesn't often work out well.

Just keeping things honest. You like that, right? I expect to lose, often. that's the thing about swimming with sharks. I expect to get eaten. until I learn how to be a better shark.

ok, two big sporting events today...

of course there is the superbowl and i got my scoops, velveeta, rotel, and chili no meat dip ready to microwave, mmm. also i got a bag of spicy buffalo wings, honey bbq boneless chunks, and a bottle of ranch, mmm mmmm, so all is well. also i stocked up on coor's light so here's to the king of the rockies, kill 'em manning. i hope the old man don't end up in a wheel chair, but we all do at some point so oh well, give 'em hell.

but the big event is the second weekly TSP Poker Club no limit hold em tournament tonight, this one counts for points, and i would encourage anybody who is interested to sit in. pm me if you aren't already in the club and want to play.

also, we played a horse tourney last night, and some other unlucky crap, but i am done being nice to folks over there in poker now, game is on. come git some at 8pm eastern time tonight.