Quote Originally Posted by PessOptimist View Post

Or just suddenly lacking and needs relacement.

I hate plumbing anyway,

Lacking here from me.

Go for it if you wish.

Just lift up and out from the bottom.

I suppose worth a shot if you want.

You may get lucky

It will seem to be longer than it was originally.

sprayed furniture wax on it.

fall on to the patio.
dude, do you understand that the answer to every one of your conundrums listed above is "get a new wife"?

no offense, we all struggle with this issue sometimes, but some like the struggle. just trying to help.