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    let me guess, the raccoon's name was rocky? thanks cnn for that outstanding example of journalism.

    http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2017/06...s-erin-pkg.cnn
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    Artist used tech to control sperm with her mind | Fox News

    One recent piece by Liu—which combines the aesthetic, the political, and the technical—has received a lot of media attention. Mind Controlled Spermatozoa is the aptly named installation in which Liu uses technology to control the motion of live sperm with her mind (yup).

    "I was taking a class called 'how to grow almost anything' and I was learning about galvanotaxis and I was like 'wow, I wonder if that would work with sperm and what would be the implications of a woman controlling sperm in such a way?'"
    honey i got news for ya, sure that technology and art stuff is great and all, but it is a whole lot easier to just control sperm with your boobs rather than your mind.
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    Penis-shaped rock formation to be rebuilt in Norway | Fox News

    Police are looking for tips to find the person or persons who did it.
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    NASA eyes close-up mission to Uranus, Neptune | Fox News

    New NASA mission ideas would study the gassy environments of Uranus and Neptune, two planets on the edge of the solar system that spacecraft have visited only once.


    The agency has several potential mission concepts on the table, including flybys, orbiters and even a spacecraft to dive into Uranus' atmosphere, agency officials said in a statement.
    so basically, high tech sniffers, run by some pretty smart fellers.
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    Suppose they will find any Klingons?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PessOptimist View Post
    Suppose they will find any Klingons?
    Either Klingons or other nasty hungry critters.



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    97% of all galactic zoologists concur that there are no klingons, rather they are commonly mistaken microspopic crustaceans from the genus dinglus specie berrius that thrive in glowball warming environments such as currently cannot be proven to exist on earf. research suggests nair is an effective dinglus berrius deterent. this discovery has led to the development of short shorts.

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    Woah, Burro, I bet you laughed your arse off coming up with such excellent scientific terms: Galactic zoologists, crustaceans, genus dinglus, specie berrius, glowball, earf, dinglus berrius deterent.






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    https://www.jobshq.com/job/740872/lu...referral&cm=11

    Lube Technician... entry-level position... traveling to customer job sites... take care of all tools... excellent customer service skills... Frequent and continual movement as follows, often several of movements simultaneously... Crouch/Squat...
    all the sudden my career seems so boring.
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    this is a good one, many chuckles... georgia, idaho, kentucky, oregon, and south carolina in particular caught my eye.

    Each Photo Perfectly Describes a State | IFLMyLife

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    Quote Originally Posted by burrocrat View Post
    this is a good one, many chuckles... georgia, idaho, kentucky, oregon, and south carolina in particular caught my eye.

    Each Photo Perfectly Describes a State | IFLMyLife
    You missed the bike in Oklahoma...seems like this would be your style burro!

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    Knife-wielding 'senator' tries to reach Ivanka Trump in Trump Tower: NYPD
    Knife-wielding 'senator' tries to reach Ivanka in Trump Tower: NYPD

    "A knife-wielding man who claimed he was a U.S. senator was arrested after trying to reach Ivanka Trump in Trump Tower, police told the New York Daily News.

    Adames Benitez, 52, was wearing a bulletproof vest when he arrived at the Midtown building Thursday afternoon, police said.

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    [COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=comic sans ms][I]"In the land of idiots, the moron is King."--Unknown[/I][/FONT][/COLOR]

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