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Sheriff IDs body of pipeline protester discovered in river | INFORUM

The body of a California man who was at the Dakota Access Pipeline protest camps was discovered along the shoreline of the Cannonball River over the weekend, the Morton County Sheriff's Department said Monday, April 10.

The Morton County Sheriff's Department is asking anyone with any information about Nedelkovski's whereabouts between Oct. 29 and April 9 to contact the department at (701) 667-3330.

goldam you einstiens, his whereabouts between 10/29 and 04/09 was "in the river"! don't they send anybody to detective school anymore?

Coastal Carolina University silent on investigation into alleged cheerleader escort ring | Fox News

"To portray these women as ‘prostitutes’ just because you do not understand or agree with their dating choice is bullying,” Seeking Arrangement CEO Brandon Wade said in a statement. “We will not stand for slut shaming, and find it wildly inappropriate for a public university to comment and pass judgment on the dating habits of their students.”
“Sugar Babies are not escorts, they are ambitious, goal oriented individuals who is looking for a specific kind of relationship.”

what a coincidence! i was just looking for an ambitious, goal oriented individual and a specific kind of relationship! maybe i should've finished college.

“Sugar Babies are not escorts, they are ambitious, goal oriented individuals who is looking for a specific kind of relationship.”

you can tell a lot about a gal by her choice of pimp, correct term is "are". as in: "you are what you are".

Motorcycle rider beheaded in San Bernardino freak accident | Fox News

this is why i'm not an electrician or ride motorcycles.

and what is up with san bernadino? why does all the bad stuff happen there? i wouldn't live in san bernadina if you gave me a free duplex and a mexican wife with 3 kids.

well, maybe i could change my mind about san bernadino.

Teen arrested in Louisiana for swearing in front of senior citizen

Teen arrested in Louisiana for swearing in front of senior citizen | KXAN.com

“While standing next to my 75-year-old complainant, Jared yelled the word ‘f***’ and clearly disturbed her peace.”

Maybe she bit too hard.

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Have you got the bottle for 'beer yoga'?

A fitness craze from Germany combining yoga poses while drinking beer is gaining popularity in Asia.

Have you got the bottle for 'beer yoga'? - BBC News

I thought it was supposed to be about emptying your mind, freeing your consciousness and having a spiritual awakening. Adding yoga will just ruin the beer drinking experience.

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“We had to break into the place to get in so the next thing I see is a flashlight and Goldie and I are like what? It was bizarre and weird. We were told to go get a hotel room which we did. That was our first date. It was a lot of fun I can’t believe it was a long time ago.”

hmmm, got both the "breaking" and "entering" parts covered,

Long-time Iowa farm cartoonist fired after creating this cartoon

Long-time Iowa farm cartoonist fired after creating this cartoon

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Sad! Bigly.

Biker mauled by buffalo sues South Dakota ranchers | North Dakota News | bismarcktribune.com

a buffalo cow charged Heidrich, knocking her off her motorcycle and stomping on her head.

here's an interesting fact: things happen out in the real world. and a word of advice: don't be in front of a bison. idiot. this is basic stuff folks.

here's the thing about beef, a commercial bull can put you on the rail and cave your chest in bashing you with his head, i've seen it happen. a beef cow can kick hard, don't get between her and her calf, but you can usually avoid the punishment. bison? no way. they are a different breed and plus they have some kind of magic in them. that hoof came down an inch from my face, barely missed, nicked my ear and stomped dust, on purpose. i only deal with bison now outside the fence. skeered and they can tell. the only thing harder to control is a woman, good luck with both. chk chk hiyaa, git on up!