I wonder if they would qualify for a Darwin Award without actually dying Darwin Awards. Chlorinating The Gene Pool.
I wonder if they would qualify for a Darwin Award without actually dying Darwin Awards. Chlorinating The Gene Pool.
World's worst date? California man accused of dining and dashing multiple times | Fox News
honey, if you're meeting a stranger at a restaurant named bj's, then you for sure in for an interesting time.One of the women says she met the man in a BJ’s in Pasadena, Calif. and thought she was in for a great time.
ooohh, a millionaire, i won't even have to save a princess!Recalled the jilted woman, “The waiter came back and said ‘He’s not out there. Is this a first date? And I said: ‘Yes, this is a first blind date, and he said, ‘He’s gone.’ ”
smooth, operator.
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Texas bill would fine men $100 each time they masturbate - CNN.com
oh no! i'd be broke for sure if i lived in texas.A Texas lawmaker has proposed a bill that would fine a man $100 each time he masturbates.
if i only have $90, does that mean i can get just almost there? and who are they going to pay to babysit me and collecf the donations anyways? hey, this might not be such a bad idea after all!
Last edited by burrocrat; 03-19-2017 at 10:54 PM.
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FIREPROOF SKULLS For Your Firepit
https://www.geeksaresexy.net/2017/03...kulls-firepit/
That’s right, you can now put fireproof skulls into your firepit (or anywhere you can actually make a fire) to turn a rather mundane evening watching logs (or gas) burn into a scene that seems to come directly out of a Conan the Barbarian movie. The skulls are steel reinforced and made using lava granules and heat resistant ceramic, so the heat will apparently not damage them.
https://www.rt.com/viral/382094-mata...econstruction/
uhh, yeah, i am crossing "learn to be a matador" off my bucket list.A Mexican matador failed to take the bull by the horns instead finding himself gored in a very uncomfortable place. Antonio Romero required reconstructive rectum surgery after an incident which saw a 12-inch bull horn pierce him from behind.
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ND high school student makes prom dress out of 9,000 pop tabs | INFORUM
oh that is so shiny, you go girl.What stuck in her mind was how Braxton's parents were able to stay near his side because they could stay at the Ronald McDonald House in Rochester several times. The dress was a perfect way for her to bring awareness to the Ronald McDonald House and its help for families.
"I thought this would be a cool way to make a statement and be able to tell people about the impact the Ronald McDonald House has had for me," she said. "It really has been an awesome experience."
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I find that clever and creative! She's gonna be a shining star at the prom.
Devils Lake police chief, second-in-command put on indefinite suspension | INFORUM
yep, you read that right, mayor's name is dick johnson, presiding over the 11th largest "city" in the state. can't make this stuff up. what did you expect from a place called devil's lake?An operations assessment for the Devils Lake Police Department was reviewed Monday night, April 3, by city commissioners before they unanimously decided to place police Chief Keith Schroeder and Capt. Jon Barnett on paid administrative leave, Mayor Dick Johnson said.
Devils Lake has about 7,350 residents, making it the state's 11th largest city, according to a 2015 Census estimate.
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Yeah a Guy named Richard Hunter was in the local news the other day, cracked me up!
Woman falls off California's highest bridge while taking selfie - CNN.com
the funny thing about gravity is it always wins, but gravity plus a selfie can make you famous. have a nice trip, see you next fall.Police in a California county have a warning for camera-toting thrill seekers: "You can lose your life and none of that is worth a selfie!"
Goncharuk, who told KOVR that he was there, also confirmed the police information, telling the affiliate that "they were taking a picture on the bridge, and then the big bolts that are holding the beams together, she stepped on them kind of weirdly and lost balance and fell backwards."
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Butcher puts nude woman in his display case for 'social experiment' | Fox News
Attachment 41107A butcher in Australia is generating plenty of controversy across social media after literally treating a woman like a piece of meat.Darren Gerrand of Lancelin in Western Australia, teamed up with photographer Kym Illman to photograph a nude woman lying alongside the meat offerings in his refrigerated display case. In the photo, the model posing is painted with lines indicating where her “flank,” “rib” or “breast” meat is located-- much like cows or chickens on a butcher chart.
“It means whatever you want it to mean,” said the photographer.
some of the comment posts are choice.
"never did care for parsley much"
and
"can i get two breasts and some thigh?"
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