Thread: Screwy News

An obsessed fan of pop singer Taylor Swift lurked around her luxurious New York City condo building for the past three months — including on her roof — in the hopes of landing a face-to-face meeting with the star, court papers allege.
Another time, Jaffar allegedly rang Swift’s door buzzer for an hour straight in a desperate attempt to make her acquaintance.
Undeterred, he returned the next day and rang the doorbell for 45 more minutes, the complaint states.

Hey, that tactic works for those annoying little Girl Scouts during the cookie season.

Originally Posted by RazorCat

Hey, that tactic works for those annoying little Girl Scouts during the cookie season.

oohhh, like mormons or jehova witness'?

besides, i like a good girl scout's cookie.

after they turn 18.

Originally Posted by burrocrat

oohhh, like mormons or jehova witness'?

besides, i like a good girl scout's cookie.

after they turn 18.

You're a sick puppy!

Originally Posted by nnuut

You're a sick puppy!

Member he ain't raaht!

PEI’s only strip club closes because patrons, dancers all related | The Manatee

Attendance soared for the first few days as word spread about the club; however, it began to dwindle as people took note of the too-local talent it employed.

Not even the oyster bar could help this owner out.

Originally Posted by konakathy

PEI’s only strip club closes because patrons, dancers all related | The Manatee



Not even the oyster bar could help this owner out.

ha ha! good one kk.

Frank, a 34-year-old patron, had a similar experience. “I loved the local craft beers on tap, and I thought the club was a great idea, but I can see my third-cousin-twice-removed naked any time. It didn’t seem right to have to pay for that.”

Originally Posted by burrocrat

besides, i like a good girl scout's cookie.

Originally Posted by nnuut

You're a sick puppy!

Originally Posted by Scout333

Member he ain't raaht!

just so you all know, i'm a fair and equal appreciator, i don't discriminate...

i like all cookies pretty much the same, even the bad girl scouts' ones. the chocolate chips, the ginger snaps, the sugar buttons, the peanut butters, it's all good hollywood. but i do have a slight preference for the ones that taste like suntan oil, the camaroons or whatever.

Well, I mean...if that's what you gotta do... Who am I to try and stop you?!More college kids pledge to REMOVE TESTICLES if Trump builds wall! – Red Rock Tribune

Washington Sophomore Trent Griliphaen said he was inspired by the movement at The University of California, and that he “thinks that Trump’s construction of the wall is just an extension of his penis, and an expression of Patriarchal rape culture. Really, by building the wall, we are raping the Mexican people, and I am no longer willing to be a perpetrator of rape culture. If I remove my penis, I am making a statement that I reject this mentality.”

wow, millenial version of cutting off one's nose to spite one's face. or is this the latest version of Buddhist monks setting themselves on fire, or starving themselves to death? must not be very attached to that body part.

I could build a small guillotine if that would help. Here's a Desktop model.

it's no secret, i post a lot about girls and boobs, because i like girls and boobs. ms. cavin lately posts about boys without all their 'parts'. hmmm. mebbe i start calling her 'jpballbreaker'.