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    Golfer walks too close to a pond and gator takes him. He remembers to poke the gator in the eye when he's waist deep and gator releases him.
    http://www.grindtv.com/wildlife/alli...l4I0aZ8JjoI.97

    Alligators and crocodiles are loathsome creatures. Advocates for their protection in Florida ought to be staked out in the ponds as bait.

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    Now you know why the Putter is the most important club, in Florida.



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    Quote Originally Posted by burrocrat View Post
    Woman reportedly shoots boyfriend over cold taco | Fox News



    boys, let this be a lesson to you, do not let your woman's taco get cold, there is no possible way that scenario will end well for you.
    Amendment: Do not let your significant others taco cool down to the point where they have to ask a stranger to warm it up for them. Be proactive. Keep that taco warm. It could be a matter of life or death.

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    Playboy returns to nudity in new issue | Fox News

    Playboy is bringing nudity back. After the men’s lifestyle magazine stopped featuring nude pictorials in 2015, the nude shots are making a comeback with Playboy's March/April 2017 issue featuring topless Playmate Elizabeth Elam as Miss March 2017, along with the headline “Naked is normal.”

    One thing Playboy did eliminate with the latest issue is the phrase “Entertainment for Men” from the cover.
    “Playboy will always be a lifestyle brand focused on men’s interests, but as gender roles continue to evolve in society, so will we,” explained Cooper.
    well, i guess that whole "only read it for the articles" lie is exposed now.
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    Alpha by day, beta by night: How to make love last | Fox News

    The concept behind "The Alpha Female’s Guide"is simple: If women want a low-conflict, intimate marriage, they must use a different approach when dealing with their husbands than the one they use as mothers and as professionals.
    I’m not a genius, of course. I simply learned something the hard way that I believe is valuable. And that is this: A woman can be a force to be reckoned with, or an “alpha,” in life and a soft, vulnerable beta in love. She doesn’t have to walk around with her alpha all the time. She can relax at home and let her man drive the bus.

    I can hear the voices now. “But my husband won’t step up to the plate! He’s lazy, and he expects me to do everything!” Maybe. Or perhaps he’s just used to you doing everything. Perhaps he knows you expect him to fail. People tend to live up to our expectations.
    i think many men would prefer a tiger at night, but beta is cool too. there's even a quiz.
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    truly screwy development of safe space concept, which was already pretty screwy. Imo. Although I do agree that the Dalai is no innocent.

    The Road To Hell Was Paved With College Safe Spaces | Zero Hedge
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    https://www.rt.com/viral/377844-iron-crotch-kung-fu/

    The video shows the master and his disciples taking blows to their testicles with hands, feet and even a medieval looking device suitable for breaching gates. The master claims that his art is rapidly gaining popularity with the emergence of new schools following the path of ‘Iron Crotch.'
    Witnesses to the training session in the Chinese city of Luoyang seemed to be fascinated, admiring the 'ballsy' courage and toughness of the Kung Fu enthusiasts.
    “I am shocked,” said one passerby. “It is supposed to be the weakest part of a man, but it is the strongest part of a man now. I am so shocked.”
    i'm crossing "learn kung-fu" off my list.
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    Yeah, the path of the Iron Crotch move was taught in the Aikido and Shotokan training I took over the years. I attempted to master it. In the end, I found "icing" to be quite effective.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RazorCat View Post
    I found "icing" to be quite effective.
    you mean like this?

    People are freezing their genitals to 'spice up' their sex life - and improve their appearance - Mirror Online
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    I prefer to keep my "ice cubes" in a glass.

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    50 Shades of Phoenix: Arizona gov candidate spills spicy sex life details | Fox News

    Noah ‘Noe’ Dyer, running a longshot campaign to grab the Democratic nomination and unseat sitting Republican Gov. Doug Ducey, is positioning himself as a pragmatic moderate who has only recently switched his affiliation to the Democrats.

    “Noah has had both deep and casual sexual experiences with all kinds of women. He is an advocate of open relationships,” his campaign website says. “He’s had group sex and sex with married women. He has sent and received intimate texts and pictures, and occasionally recorded video during sex. Noah has always been forthright with his partners.”

    “Our political dialogue is broken. People, for the most part, aren’t crazy blue or crazy red. Most people want to judge politicians and the issues on the merits, but our dialogue is so crazy, everyone’s a villain and everyone who disagrees with you is stupid.”
    well, after the massive hillary rejection last time around, it seems the dems are pulling out all the stops for the up and coming election.

    look out po and fog, i'm reconsidering phoenix as a retirement destination, we could be neighbors!
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    Florida homeowner uses martial arts to stop alleged burglar | Fox News

    A Florida homeowner said he used his martial arts training to apprehend an alleged burglar who was stealing from his home.

    Burch said he walked into the garage to see Ortiz holding his jackhammer and airgun cases. Ortiz told him that his boss sent him to pick up tools from Burch’s house. He then tried to flee.

    Ortiz’s broken nose and black eye were on full display in his mugshot after he was arrested and charged with grand theft and burglary.
    bungling burglar: "fu, jefe say take these tools"

    hunky homeowner: "kung fu, i say take this, tool"

    apparently the cops took so long to arrive that as the homeowner kept tool thief pinned to ground waiting, he had extra time to apply some facial contouring and a suhweet bowl cut to help him "represent" in the pen.
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