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    At least 3 injured after owner tries to put sweater on pit bull | Fox News

    A pit bull bit its owner and attacked two other family members in Florida after a struggle to put a sweater on the dog Friday, police said.
    finally! for many years i have seen those stupid sweaters on stupid dogs owned by stupid people and thought "why don't that dog just bite their hand off? how embarrassing to walk around in a stupid sweater." now one finally got even, this is a great day for dogs and for freedom!
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    High school's dating assignment causes uproar among parents | Fox News

    Some of the bullet points for girls said things like “don’t waste his money,” “if you think you’re fat keep it to yourself,” “be feminine and lady like” and “don’t correct his personal habits.”

    Boys were told to inform their dates about what they planned to order so the girls would “have a guide in order,” and to not “gripe about the money you’re spending or don’t have.”
    sounds like pretty good advice to me...
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    Mummified body found in Detroit garage by prospective house buyer https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...ve-house-buyer
    Medical examiners have called for an anthropologist to conduct a special autopsy of the remains, which were found inside a car


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    What kind of car was it?
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    Maybe it's a Ford Carcass?



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    A big-city friend sent me this today. God bless the working bluecollar cowboy. Long may he ride.
    "life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards" - soren kierkegaard

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    February 2017 calendar structure will not occur again in your life time. February 2017 has:



    4 sundays,
    4 mondays,
    4 tuesdays,
    4 wednesdays,
    4 thursdays,
    4 fridays &
    4 saturdays.



    This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags
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    Every year but leap years has 4 of every day in February. Try 2015, 2026, 2032... for years that have the 1st on Sunday
    Money bags was last year's hoax, leap year, with 5 weekends in January followed by 4 weekends in February. 2016: 4 weekends this February
    Last edited by evilanne; 01-16-2017 at 01:22 PM.

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    28 total days divided by 7 days of the week equals exactly 4 days, of each day of the week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by evilanne View Post
    Every year but leap years has 4 of every day in February. Try 2015, 2026, 2032... for years that have the 1st on Sunday
    Money bags was last year's hoax, leap year, with 5 weekends in January followed by 4 weekends in February. 2016: 4 weekends this February
    Feel better?..this is the Screwy New thread after all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by userque View Post
    28 total days divided by 7 days of the week equals exactly 4 days, of each day of the week.
    WOW!..did you have to use a calculator?
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    Seems to me, China could of chosen a better name...just sayin'

    China has publicly announced the deployment of a new intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM). The Dong Feng

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