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    it is not ok to shoot people for this stuff #camperlivesmatter. but i don't think anybody would mind if you poke their eyes out.
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    I'm sure they left some RAT traps for the skunks.



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    After traumatically losing his arm, this teenager tried to use a bus for a getaway from a robbery while a witness yells "come back you left your arm!" Crook’s arm ripped off after failed robbery attempt | New York Post Just another one of those 8 million stories in the Naked City.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warrenlm View Post
    After traumatically losing his arm, this teenager tried to use a bus for a getaway from a robbery while a witness yells "come back you left your arm!" Crook’s arm ripped off after failed robbery attempt | New York Post Just another one of those 8 million stories in the Naked City.
    “Everyone is screaming, ‘Come back, come back, your arm.
    i hope those air jordan sneakers he was stealing were the velcro closure kind because it must be hard to tie your shoes with only one arm.
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    Who was the Bad Guy here?



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    Animal advocates oppose donkey basketball fundraiser | Fox News

    Donkey Sports Inc. owner Bruce Wick, who provides the donkeys for the annual event, says no other humane societies have shown up when his donkeys play basketball elsewhere. He says the donkeys are well trained and riders aren't allowed to pull or jerk them. He said donkey basketball is just people riding donkeys.
    donkeys who are mistreated or forced into loud, confusing environments can become frightened and may lash out to protect themselves.
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    Donkeys and Mules are bad boys, But neither can fight an Elephant.



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    Trouser trout anyone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by burrocrat View Post
    Animal advocates oppose donkey basketball fundraiser | Fox News



    donkeys who are mistreated or forced into loud, confusing environments can become frightened and may lash out to protect themselves.
    I used to love those games at my high school. Rules were that the high and mighty varsity player would have to dismount and clean up if their mount fouled the court or it was a personal foul.

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    Lovelorn elephant takes out his rage on more than a dozen cars | Fox News

    The government of Xishuangbanna prefecture said that the animal had recently lost to another male elephant in a battle for the affections of a female, and that his temperament was moody. Staff at the nature reserve thought the animal might have become playful at the sight of the cars, the government said in a posting on its social media account.
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    Quote Originally Posted by burrocrat View Post
    i hope those air jordan sneakers he was stealing were the velcro closure kind because it must be hard to tie your shoes with only one arm.


    Gee I love a happy ending. Now he is half way there on his road to rehabilitation. On the other side of things the puke may have won after all. What's the bet when he gets out he is eligible for the grand prize, ssdi?
    The joke's over and I am outa there. Now someone else can save the world. Somebody please remind my rich uncle not to forget his end of the deal

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    Quote Originally Posted by driz View Post
    Gee I love a happy ending. Now he is half way there on his road to rehabilitation. On the other side of things the puke may have won after all. What's the bet when he gets out he is eligible for the grand prize, ssdi?
    actually, the lifetime ssdi income is just the icing on the cake. once he civilly sues his intended victim for the future value of the loss of his gun pointing arm he will be a filthy stinkin rich criminal, and a productive victim will be destitute.
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