Thread: Screwy News

Man found dead in pool at Demi Moore's home - CNN.com

note to self: do not go swimming with demi moore.

Police say Demi Moore was not home when officers found the body of a 21-year-old man in her pool.

of course she wasn't home when they found the body, every cougar knows after drowning somebody to get the heck out of there before the cops arrive, duh.

Naked Tree Huggers Mount Eucalyptus Trees | Fox News

That region was devastated by a deadly fire in 1991. Twenty-five people were killed, 150 injured and more than 3,300 homes were incinerated.
But Gescheidt doesn’t believe trees cause forest fires. “The claim about trees being flammable is nonsense,” he told Campus Reform. “All living trees and forests are fire resistant.”

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Reaction to the nude protest was muted. One critic said the protesters were “about as hot as you’d expect.”

you can't make this stuff up.

“All living trees and forests are fire resistant.”

Resistant to low temperature fires, but everything has an ignition point.

San Francisco testing pee-repelling paint to deter public urination | Fox News

“The wall advises not to urinate there. It’s in three languages. If they happen to take that chance, they can get their feet or pants wet,” director of Public Works, Mohammed Nuru told the L.A. Times. “It does work. Believe me.”

aahhhh, looks like now the californians are catching up with the german's techniques to eradicate the universal party town scurge of wildpinklers.

Pee Buddy helps women avoid dirty toilets | Fox News

Made from waterproof cardboard, Pee Buddy is a single use funnel which allows women to micturate without having to squat on a dirty toilet seat and risk infection. The user simply needs to hold Pee Buddy between her legs, directly under the flow area. They should tilt their hips slightly forward, ensuring the funnel is tilted downwards.

and just so the ladies don't feel left out of the festivities, there is a new disposable device so they too can now stand and get their pants and shoes wet (as opposed to just their heels) like the rest of us. will wonders never cease?

Northern enclosure: Alaska's one-house town, home to hundreds

Only about 220 people live in Whittier year-round, working in commercial fishing, recreation and tourism or for the state ferry and railroad. Most of them have homes in the tower, as though they were occupying separate bedrooms in one huge house. About their isolation together, they say: "We're all family here."


One big family. With lots of love and, some say, equal parts dysfunction. Everyone takes care of each other, but everyone also knows each other's business.

i think if a job ever opens up and i get the chance, i might move to whittier, ak.

heck, there's only 250 folks there which is half the number of the village i call home now, so i would probably get twice the peace and quiet.

Sounds communal...but my guess is that they're all just trying to stay warm....

FS

Man going to jail for petting cougar at zoo - CNN Video

Originally Posted by burrocrat

Man going to jail for petting cougar at zoo - CNN Video

Cougar petter! I wonder what his rap sheet says, cougarphile?

Originally Posted by jpcavin

Cougar petter! I wonder what his rap sheet says, cougarphile?

probably it just says "niave" and "sucker". that hopeful young man is going to get torn to pieces.

So Donkey, wanna be my dinner guest?