Thread: Screwy News

German man finds Heinz QR code brings up porn - UPI.com

A German man who tested out the QR code on a bottle of Heinz ketchup offering a defunct promotion says the code now leads to a porn site.

you can bet that any 12 year old boy already knew this but didn't tell his parents, mine scans every qr code he finds just out of boredom or for fun.

Originally Posted by burrocrat

German man finds Heinz QR code brings up porn - UPI.com



you can bet that any 12 year old boy already knew this but didn't tell his parents, mine scans every qr code he finds just out of boredom or for fun.

Probably trying to get a free subscription for dad.

Originally Posted by burrocrat

German man finds Heinz QR code brings up porn - UPI.com



you can bet that any 12 year old boy already knew this but didn't tell his parents, mine scans every qr code he finds just out of boredom or for fun.

Dude got a free bottle of ketchup and a free subscription to the porn site.......WINNING!!!!!

National Hike Naked Day drawing national interest | The Dickinson Press

Advice is abundant for first timers such as hiking shoes do not violate the spirit of the event, apply sunscreen frequently and liberally to places not often exposed to light, chafing is common with backpacks and ticks are easier to spot with the less you have on your body.

Girl Scouts evacuated from White House lawn - CNNPolitics.com

President Obama and Girl Scouts group hug 00:23

It started as a dream night for fifty Girl Scouts, who got to be the first scouts in history to camp out on the South Lawn of the White House. But as night set and the clouds darkened, storms tore through Washington D.C. and the girls were forced to evacuate their camp site at around 1 a.m...

The Girl Scouts ended up sleeping in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building, according to a White House official.

Some Girl Scouts were not pleased but Obama quickly added "but we can have a group hug," and all fifty scouts swarmed around him.

at first i thought the article said 'evacuated on the lawn', and i immediately thought 'well no duh, where else are you supposed to go, that's what people do when they go camping?'

then i thought 'i bet they aren't the first girl scouts to sleep in the eisenhower office building, but presumambly the others were at least 18 at the time.'

after that it was just 'group hug? uh huh.'

also, notice the campfire in the picture. what kind of campfire is that? who stages a stepped series of tables covered in a black silk cloth stacked with giant candles and pretends it's a campfire?'

i am sooo out of touch with modern society, i guess.

Andie MacDowell: Don't call me a cougar | Fox News

For Andie MacDowell, there's nothing worse than being called a "cougar."

ok, ok honey, your're not a cougar, whatever you say, mmmm, just keep pouncing like that.

Things have been so crazy in the markets and the planet recently that I thought I should check out new sources for why. I visited a UFO website and picked up on this new trend. Just wanted to share...

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that's a nice lookin burrito you got there.

Originally Posted by FogSailing

Things have been so crazy in the markets and the planet recently that I thought I should check out new sources for why. I visited a UFO website and picked up on this new trend. Just wanted to share...

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I was at MCRD in San Diego recently, and a young Marine decided to support the water restrictions by gluing fake grass on his car. I wish I had taken a picture! It was magnificent, but I wouldn't do that to my car. With all of the golf courses in this area, I know some joker would take tee shots of my hood!

Don't park your car illegally in a handicap zone in Brazil. You may get more than just one note asking you to move it!

i like your new avatart kk. it is hard to resist a girl in a trailer.