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What is this mysterious aircraft filmed 'blitzing Taliban base in Afghanistan'? Footage shows 'UFO' blasting terrorists' encampment

Read more: Footage shows 'UFO blitzing Taliban base in Afghanistan' | Mail Online

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Originally Posted by nnuut

Are we getting some help? What the HELL?
What is this mysterious aircraft filmed 'blitzing Taliban base in Afghanistan'? Footage shows 'UFO' blasting terrorists' encampment

Read more: Footage shows 'UFO blitzing Taliban base in Afghanistan' | Mail Online

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The following is quoted from the comments to the same exact article ...
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Swinbag, Chernarus, United Kingdom, 19 hours ago
It's fake - the original was posted in 2007 and you can clearly hear the fighter jet bombing the area in question - the video above has conveniently edited that out though. Search for "US fighter jet destroys car bomb factory" on YouTube - It took me 30 seconds to find this DM; whatever you are paying the people that come up with this rubbish, it's almost certainly too much.

sparky, Manchester, United Kingdom, 19 hours ago
youre entirely correct

thebricklayer, Manchester, United Kingdom, 19 hours ago
Excellent contribution, just seen the original footage from Iraq. I guess we'll have to wait longer for the actual TR3B to be unveiled. Thanks

F.Heinemann, London, 18 hours ago
It was obviously something to do with the Americans in one way or another.

mmarie, Cape Coral, United States, 17 hours ago
Yep, same video with obvious editing. The video posted here has been zoomed in and mirrored. Same three trees and what looks like a brown box in front of them. Audio has been edited to remove the voices yelling "holy $#!÷" etc... I bet the person who wrote the article is feeling like a dummy right now.

mybachelor.co.uk, manchester, United Kingdom, 11 hours ago
You're right, I've just checked for myself, goes to show a lot of articles are pure BS

eoutlaw, Earth, 7 hours ago
You're right, and nice research. This site is full of click-bait. If it isn't "Look at this woman and what she is/isn't wearing and how horribly/great she is wearing it!" it is "Look at this weird happening that is 99.9% untrue." You could work for them, man/woman.

I knew it was Weird! Thanks for doing the digging.

ok, i've pretty much stayed away from this thread for a while because, well quite frankly, all the news seems weird anymore. but this takes the cake.

so i was reading about financial news because i want more money, and about hacking because i spend a lot of time on the computer, well phone but same thing anymore, and i came across this gem on doomberg.

UglyGorilla Hacker Left Tracks, U.S. Cyber-Hunters Say - Bloomberg

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now pay close attention to that poster in the upper left. the fbi apparently wants 'wang dong'. no kidding. you're a little late to the party fbi. half the world wants wang dong. more than half if you live in san francisco.

what kind of news article is that anyways? wang dong? it's got to be a joke, right? surely they can't be serious. wang dong? you can't make this stuff up.

the trouble isn't unwelcome digital intrusions, or even that they want wang dong. it seems to me they're unhappy because they aren't getting enough of it.

Accused Gunman Has Exciting Few Days In Custody

Cops: Hoosier hid pot in butt, beat fellow inmate over gas passing.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/drugs-smuggled-from-butt-to-mouth-674321

Man Dies After Vibrator Gets Stuck In Rectum

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A 50-year-old British man died earlier this year after a vibrator became stuck in his rectum, a coroner's inquest heard Tuesday. Nigel Willis, who was unemployed and lived with his elderly mother, was rushed to Lewisham Hospital on Dec. 30, 2013 after the sex toy got stuck inside him for five days.
Willis, who was diabetic, became progressively weaker, and was unable to move from his couch during that time. He only sought assistance after a friend learned of the problem and begged him to get help.
Doctors said that the vibrator had perforated the man's bowel. Willis developed septic shock and suffered multiple organ failure, the coroner ruled. His condition deteriorated over a lengthy stay in the ICU. He died Feb. 7.
"The main cause of death clearly is just the abdomen injury -- the injury to the bowel," Assistant Coroner for inner-south London Sarah Ormand-Walshe said, according to the Daily Mail.

Arizona Woman Sees Jesus In Her Dental X-Rays

"Ackerman is planning to frame the Jesus Molar X-ray, but admits she feels extra pressure to practice proper dental hygiene."

'Anti-radiation' PANTS go on sale: £24 Wireless Armour boxer shorts claim to protect your package from Wi-Fi signals

• The cotton in Wireless Armour underwear is woven with a mesh of silver
• The silver 'cage' stops electromagnetic radiation going through the pants
• Wireless Armour underwear is available from £24 ($38) - £35 ($55) a pair
• There is debate over whether smartphones have an effect on fertility in men.Wireless Armour boxer shorts claim to protect your package from Wi-Fi signals | Daily Mail Online

KK: I think it was very nice of Jesus to visit AZ!! Heck, I wish he'd stay a while.

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Originally Posted by nnuut

'Anti-radiation' PANTS go on sale: £24 Wireless Armour boxer shorts claim to protect your package from Wi-Fi signals

• The cotton in Wireless Armour underwear is woven with a mesh of silver
• The silver 'cage' stops electromagnetic radiation going through the pants
• Wireless Armour underwear is available from £24 ($38) - £35 ($55) a pair
• There is debate over whether smartphones have an effect on fertility in men.Wireless Armour boxer shorts claim to protect your package from Wi-Fi signals | Daily Mail Online

i guess i better buy a couple pair and start wearing them inside out then, so i don't damage the rest of ya, things can get pretty hot down there sometimes.