Handbasket Portfolio

[burrocrat]

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11/06 trade data, there's gotta be a better way.

[burrocrat]

b_091113.txt

last time for the crappy text portfolio performance uploads, i got a new idea.

since inception handbasket portfolio is up 4.6%, 10,000 now equals 10,459.74. Not bad for two weeks works.

Only loser is GDZ short, but it's time is coming.

Gonna sell 1/2 of stake in WFC and all of remaining shares of GS, buying DBB a base metals ETF, them bankers don't do nuthin and are bout to find themselves out of a job, course it would be nice if my buddy i let crash on the couch got his self employed, he pretty base and works good with metal so maybe there's hope.

Ditching 1/2 of shares of JPM and BUD, same reason as above and i gotta quit drinkin so much. Buying IEZ an oil services ETF, if they aint hiring welders maybe he could drive truck, he's gotta go, i think he can hear me and his cousin doing it plus he wake up with a smile on his face and the kitchen towels all are stuffed under the couch, creepy.

Gettin rid of all shares of RBGPY, once he gone we aint gonna need so much lysol and hand sanitizer, and that whole swine flu thing is a scam, if them mexican gals would just quit kissing pigs we all be fine. Buyin COW ETF instead, aint nuthin better than lean hogs and live cattle. Except for tube tops, but i already own WMT so that's a wash.

[burrocrat]

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for the record: $10,459.74 out and $10,459.74 in. shares are a little off, ended up missing bout 400 from one of the banks, put it in the short gold instead.

Holding: ADM, BCS, BUD, COW, DBB, DGZ, F, IEZ, JBSAY, KO, PM, WFC, WMT.

No more text updates, you'll have to trust my math with random comments on the notable gains/losses.

Or you could just go see for yourself. Post a market tip or buy recommendation here, explain your ?logic? then PM me for the login and p assword, much easier on the eyes that way. serious inquiries only please, just look but don't trade in the tracker and don't call me at home.

[burrocrat]

the bloomberg gain/loss numbers will be off a bit, since we originally started with 10k and now this one starts with more than that, but hey what's 4.6% among friends?

enjoy the weekend and don't forget to pick up an extra 3-pack of underwear when they're on sale, you never know when you might need them, i keep mine in the trunk.

[burrocrat]

here's the next boom:

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?p...P6.Eta8&pos=10

If wall street finance types and hedge fund managers are getting behind it, how long before laws and regulations become more favorable?

Do either of the poker sites mentioned trade publicly? "put the cards down and step into the market"

i particularly liked the "skirting with edge of ruin" comment.

man this investing stuff is fun, and legal.

[burrocrat]

http://www.cnbc.com/id/34054105

"should not be held responsible for his own losses"

that's why we have insurance, right? who taught him to play 21?

goddam was i the only one who had a paper route and a 'landscaping business'? what happened to pay your own way?

there's work out there if you want to find it.

[burrocrat]

same source as previous post.

"It is against Nevada law for a casino to knowingly let a gambling addict play, especially one who appears incapacitated."

I didn't know lord bunkfien was asian. well, at least the courts will 'come in hs favor'.

is turbo timmy and GS still 'capacitated'?

who's watchin the hen house?

get in on wynn to win, luke you are our only hope.

who's you're daddy?