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    Smile Embezzler Wanted!

    I just got my issue of The Eufaula Indian Journal (Sept 6, 2007)

    FRONT PAGE
    "Former Bank of Eufaula VP could be facing up to two years in prison"

    Former Bank of Eufaula VP_______ scheduled to appear in Muskogee federal court. Guilty plee to embezzling over $335,000 of county citizens money.

    Lets see,
    Thats $167,500 per year.
    Free room and board.
    And, NO dang grass to cut.

    I'm putting my application in! ----> Part-time embezzler needs work!......


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    Default Re: Embezzler Wanted!

    I don't do the cut grass thing now anyhoo. So, Embezzlement won't work for me.

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    Default Re: Embezzler Wanted!

    You've over looked the mandatory rectum stretching program there, Spaf. That money doesn't seem too appealing to me.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spaf View Post
    Thats $167,500 per year.
    Free room and board.
    And, NO dang grass to cut.

    I'm putting my application in! ----> Part-time embezzler needs work!......

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