Thread: burrocrat's Account Talk

i see a user who does not read his own posts

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that's what rosetta stone said.

my friend had an older sister
in her pants she kept a twister
thighs like silk
sweet as mothers milk
lord knows how much i miss her

i am out to 100% g fund cob today. i did not correctly log my ift in autotracker a few weeks ago so the gains won't show. back to g.

so anyways, lately I've been collecting coins, yep in those tri-fold books where you figure out if it is a "p" or a "d" mint mark and then push it in the right hole. don't laugh, it's true, takes me way back.

but here is the thing... you remember when your mom yelled at you for putting a coin in your mouth, but mom...? she did that for a good reason. because she knew you would end up swallowing it sometime, and then she would check your poop to make sure it passed, and it came out all rainbow colored? this happens to everybody, right?

well i've been collecting these coins and i am pretty sure there is other kids out there what didn't listen to their mom. on account of the whole rainbow thing. i keep them anyways, every book has a story, and every rose a thorn. it is what it is.

Burro,

Hmmm...I've been going through my Australia pics, and memories of the things we saw and did there.

I got to thinking : "Burro traded me a fine, shiny piece of TSP Talk silver, for a couple of dusty red rocks !" I feel kinda' bad about that...

So I found this clip, that makes me feel better ! "Burro will like THIS one !!!"

Don't read the comments...she gets slammed for all kinds of reasons...just go with it !!!








Stoplight...

Originally Posted by Stoplight

Burro,

Hmmm...I've been going through my Australia pics, and memories of the things we saw and did there.

I got to thinking : "Burro traded me a fine, shiny piece of TSP Talk silver, for a couple of dusty red rocks !" I feel kinda' bad about that...

So I found this clip, that makes me feel better ! "Burro will like THIS one !!!"

Don't read the comments...she gets slammed for all kinds of reasons...just go with it !!!






Stoplight...

a deal is a deal and it was fair when we voluntarily traded, i have no regrets. the thing about good deals is, you see, each feels like they got the best of it. there's magic in these rocks. next i'm gonna grow that beanstalk i've always wanted, jack.

that's one hell of a talented musician. only problem i see is her outfit, it would look better tossed of to the side in the sand, but hey, i'm not gonna argue with greatness.

so here is a conversation i had recently, i've tried to sit on it but i can't, so i'll just tell you.

i was at a ranch and this little 100lb redhead in carhart bibs we is talkin. and she says calving in going good, lost a few, but i "grafted" one. do you know what grafted is? you stick an unrelated calf on a momma cow who lost hers. but the momma cow won't accept the strange calf and let it milk because it does not smell like hers, they can be possessive. so you take the dead calf and you skin it, and you lay the pelt over the new one who lost her other mother, and then she thinks it is hers and lets it suck. now that is one unpleasant task, but it is better done than not because a cow with no calf is only a grass burner and costing you money so you sell her or you find solutions to produce beef.

well you know what this gal said to me? she said "that is a good momma, i don't want her to get pounded out". just as background, "pounded out" is when you take a cull cow to the sale barn and somebody buys her and puts the bull to her and then when she calves you take her to the sale barn again to pay for itself and raise the calf and sell it too (for every seller there must be a willing buyer - it's called "discovery"). that is where hamburger and steaks come from. so this little gal is talking to me about "pounding out", and she also talks about her bulls and the "bullet factory" and one broke his "tool". she even made a little motion with her finger to explain why it won't point up anymore. yep. a day in the life of burro. there you have it.

sometimes it gets a little awkward, but it is true. if you're not making babies and getting bred back, then you're a drag on the operation, it's business, and it's off to the sale barn for ya. that is pretty much how life works. put up or shut up.

What?????

well, if you're a cowboy at the county fair on a saturday night then you just found yourself a good ride. but if you're a gov and hold the note, then you can't really say those things she wants to hear. enjoy the bbq, i know where it comes from.

I'm not sure, but I think burro just baffled us with bullsh_t...

This whole conversation is udderly ridiculous....

Originally Posted by ravensfan

I'm not sure, but I think burro just baffled us with bullsh_t...

This whole conversation is udderly ridiculous....

A lot of talk just to get to the real purpose of the post, isn't it? My burrocrat translator says he got hot and bothered by the little redhead but since he is a gov employee, it would be a conflict of interest to whisper sweet nothings in her ear.