Thread: burrocrat's Account Talk

Originally Posted by burrocrat

ps. the one i fear the most of all those is the woman. followed closely by god. the rest can take a flying leap and i already have my walmart job application filled out.

Good luck to you brother!

so i wonder, does anybody on here knit, are you crafty? i have been watching the news and the protests and the pink "p" hats and i see both sides, i don't want to get into politics here. but it is cold where i live and i wonder if anybody would like to knit me a homemade pink "p" hat? i want one of those. i will trade silver or whiskey?

https://www.pussyhatproject.com/

Welcome back to posting! Hope all worked out (is working out) well!

i've been watching youtube, i am going to walmart for a couple needles and some yarn! i can do this! it is not a threat to my masculinity! they got right side and wrong side, knits and pearls, oh i totally got this.

https://www.pussyhatproject.com/knit/

omg! if you're a guy and ever want to get creeped on, just go stand on the craft aisle at walmart and act confused and start asking questions! omg. i have to think about this and process some things before i can even tell you what happened.

Originally Posted by burrocrat

omg! if you're a guy and ever want to get creeped on, just go stand on the craft aisle at walmart and act confused and start asking questions! omg. i have to think about this and process some things before i can even tell you what happened.

OK....we have given you 5 hours to provide details on your walmart incident...what gives? We expect details and photos are preferred! Remember...there are many perverts on this forum (almost every girl and most guys, at least) and doing this to us was a very mean teaser!

Originally Posted by Mcqlives

OK....we have given you 5 hours to provide details on your walmart incident...what gives? We expect details and photos are preferred! Remember...there are many perverts on this forum (almost every girl and most guys, at least) and doing this to us was a very mean teaser!

i had to go home and take a shower after that, it made me feel kind of dirty. i curled up in a ball and fell asleep.

so here is the supplies i got:

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Originally Posted by burrocrat

so here is the supplies i got:

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Freak!

On a side note, that's a nice clean truck you got there.

it was confusing because there are apparently lots and lots of knitting options for tools and supplies and stuff. i remembered the youtube said #8 and they were gold colored needles, but the only two-pack they had was llooooonng, like 15" john holmes long kind of thing, and it didn't feel right in my hand.

so i am standing there thinking and this lady comes up to me and asks what am i looking for? well, i told her i wanted to knit a hat, and of course she asks "what kind of hat?", and there is no way i am saying "p" hat to a stranger in walmart. so i just mumble a bit, you know, a hat.

she said i should get a variety, and she picked out this pack that had #6, #7, and #8 size needles. i said "well are you sure these are the right size? some are bigger and these are shorter than that one". omg! this is where the crazy parts started to happen. she said "it changes depending on what you are doing with it". "all sizes are good, it's more how you stick it in there and twist". oh no. she got me. she smiled and walked off. but this other old gal that was down the aisle move up, i'm pretty sure she was listening to the whole thing.

Oh yeah, what McGlives said. I want to hear that Walmart story too.