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    so here is more crazy things about my new psycho pickup...

    it has bluetooth and it finds my phone automatically, like two digital dogs sniffin each others butts? i don't know for sure yet, but something is happening there, i think they like each other. and ford apparently has figured out how to put about at least a dozen more buttons on the steering wheel than any one person should push.

    anyways, so i tell the phone when the dash/console screen lights up and asks me what it can do for me, i say 'hey siri'.

    the truck radio says to me "i am not siri". so i say 'well then you can be melissa, i'll call you missy'. she says ok. (i am not going to tell the story about melissa, i promised her that a long time ago, gentlemen do not kiss and tell).

    so i say 'hey missy, scratch my balls, they itch'. she goes 'not at 60 miles per hour'. fook! even my ex-wife did not cost me $35,000 and she would scratch my balls! what the hell? then i get into an argument with my truck, about my balls!

    i told missy to just shut up and drive. she said "i'm not driving anywhere, you are". yep, i just bought a pickup with the soul of my ex somehow trapped in it. maybe this wasn't such a good deal after all.

    and here is the kicker, the sky is wide open bright blue, that means no clouds to hold the heat in tonight, it is gonna get really cold. hang on.
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  3. #3158

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    I love it!!!!!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by burrocrat View Post
    so i finally figure out how to change the radio station in my new pickup, and i figured out some other things too, but that is a different story.

    i change it to mix 93.3, thank dog i got away from that other channel what was messin with me, and you know what comes on?

    yep, you guessed it, cake by the ocean! this fookin pickup is insane, got a mind of its own! no sheet. i hate that song. just can't win.

    Quote Originally Posted by burrocrat View Post
    but that's not even the half...

    next song is happy feet or whatever. sick crazy world.

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  5. #3159

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    Quote Originally Posted by jpcavin View Post
    That's not what you've said in previous posts. Just sayin'
    are you seriously troofing the music i do or don't like? what? it's a radio.
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    Quote Originally Posted by burrocrat View Post
    are you seriously troofing the music i do or don't like? what? it's a radio.
    Why the attitude? I was merely curious about the change...as in "I wonder why he changed his mind. Did he forget he used to like that song?" Geez, are you seriously troofing my motives?
    Last edited by jpcavin; 12-08-2016 at 09:25 PM.

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    LOL I glad you got a truck with personality. Sounds like you & Missy are a perfect match

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  11. #3162

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    Sounds like my first Ford Suzibelle! That girl definitely had a mind of her own! First thing you know that V8 was pushin over a 100 mph! An that was doing somethin back in the day!

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  13. #3163

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scout333 View Post
    Sounds like my first Ford Suzibelle! That girl definitely had a mind of her own! First thing you know that V8 was pushin over a 100 mph! An that was doing somethin back in the day!
    oh my, scout, that is too much of a coincidence. for a long time maybe ten years i only drove cars that cost $1,000 cash or less, with no drivers license or insurance, because that is what it would cost to replace them if they did something stupid like hit a tree or run from the cops.

    but then after god saved my life for about the 5th time or 15th time i forget i got straight with the man and financed a decent ride and had to get insurance and stuff. anyways, it was a ford escape, in midnight blue, same color as my new pickup. and the first song that came on the radio in that ride was credence clearwater revival, suzy q. so we named it suzy, suzy blue. that was a good car until i blew it up a few years ago. got every penny out of her and more though. i only drive fords now after that one.
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  15. #3164

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    omg! i keep learning new things about missy. i didn't know this until i finished reading the owner's manual and went down to check, my missy has icup! yep, icup is like a digital spyglass thing in the tailgate handle.

    so out here in the country the protocol goes like this: when you're down a dirt road and folks got to recycle some beer then boys walk around front to drain the vein and girls go out back and hunch down for business or whatever they do back there, to each their own, even your grandma knows this.

    but my missy has a backup camera, ha! you know what that means right? icup. i see you pee! this is frickin awesome! wheeeee!
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    Quote Originally Posted by burrocrat View Post
    omg! i keep learning new things about missy. i didn't know this until i finished reading the owner's manual and went down to check, my missy has icup! yep, icup is like a digital spyglass thing in the tailgate handle.

    but my missy has a backup camera, ha! you know what that means right? icup. i see you pee! this is frickin awesome! wheeeee!
    burro,

    I seem to recall you bringing up this fetish you have for female urination a few times in the past...So now you have a camera that allows you to sneak a peek any time you please...What are you Euro"pee"in?

    I'm beginning to understand why the ark updates are being posted later than usual...

    I don't know burro, I think your getting into an area you really shouldn't tinkle with!!!
    "the biggest mistake that traders make is to let these short-term trades turn into longer-term investments when they don’t work." RevShark

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  19. #3166

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    soooo, anybody want to go for a drive? in the country? maybe drink some beers?

    (don't worry, it don't have audio).
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  21. #3167

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    burro's secret santa list:

    1, floor mats for missy

    2015 Ford F-150 | Floor Mats - Laser measured floor mats for a perfect fit | WeatherTech.com

    2, survival belt

    https://www.slidebelts.com/products/survival-belt

    3, bore snake - 223 for field ripping

    Otis Ripcord® : Cabela's


    4, sierra cup, stay thirsty (but i'm going to use it as a shave soap mug)

    https://www.campmor.com/c/coghlans-1...erra-cup-80780

    just send me a topless selfie and i'll trade you for my address. thanks.

    and merry xmas.
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    The sound of a six pack of brewskies. What a relief hey??



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