Thread: burrocrat's Account Talk

Originally Posted by burrocrat

if you fold the back seats flat in a 1980's volvo station wagon it is almost as big as a studio apartment, plenty of room to stretch out, don't ask me how i know this.

this is why, fab1, that you probably don't get laid much. nobody is perfect, but everybody can be good.

So if a Frog would hit it, buk toofs and all its good enough for you...I see.

I'll save you some fries if I find some under my cars seats.

Originally Posted by FAB1

So if a Frog would hit it, buk toofs and all its good enough for you...I see.

I'll save you some fries if I find some under my cars seats.

buk toofs and all? which one? the white girl or the asian girl? i think they are both pretty. i see inside. may i recommend you watch the movie 'shallow hal'? it is a tender story about inner beauty and love and self discovery. plus it has some sex scenes. and i cried at the end, no joke.

WARNING - Adult content.

Clue: It's not in the couch.

the white girl or the asian girl?

The one with the lazy eye.


Burro u and I are just different - your a sensitive caring bachelor- right?



im a married A-hole!

Originally Posted by FAB1

your a sensitive caring bachelor- right?

well, i like to think so. but to be completely honest, i know there are at least a few bachelorette's out there that have a different opinion on the matter.

in case you guys have already started up a collection and the burrocrat secret santa gift committee has a pile of money burning a hole in their pocket, i thought i would let you know early this year, this is what i want for xmas:

http://www.cnbc.com/2015/10/05/out-of-beer-bud-lights-smart-fridge-will-tell-you.html

The Bud-e fridge has additional features like an alarm that can be set to go off whenever the door is open and sensors that can be set to count how many times the fridge door opens.
More bells and whistles emerge on game day as the Bud-e fridge will have a live feed from stats.com that will trigger celebrations and victory songs from the fridge based on events within the game.

also it holds up to 78 cans and tells you when you are running close to empty so i would only have to fill it from the pallet of 18 packs i keep in the shed 2 or 3 times per week.

Originally Posted by burrocrat

in case you guys have already started up a collection and the burrocrat secret santa gift committee has a pile of money burning a hole in their pocket, i thought i would let you know early this year, this is what i want for xmas:

http://www.cnbc.com/2015/10/05/out-of-beer-bud-lights-smart-fridge-will-tell-you.html



also it holds up to 78 cans and tells you when you are running close to empty so i would only have to fill it from the pallet of 18 packs i keep in the shed 2 or 3 times per week.

A review

Bud Light Bud-E Fridge review | Digital Trends

"Now, I could give a fig about football, but out of loyalty to my Seattle friends, I decided to follow the Seahawks. The app did not want me to do this. I would click on it, and it would select the 49ers above every time."

I always thought you would drink Yuengling or something different, not Bud Light!

Originally Posted by jpcavin

A review

Bud Light Bud-E Fridge review | Digital Trends

"Now, I could give a fig about football, but out of loyalty to my Seattle friends, I decided to follow the Seahawks. The app did not want me to do this. I would click on it, and it would select the 49ers above every time."

at least the fridge didn't pick the detroit lions.

Originally Posted by nnuut

I always thought you would drink Yuengling or something different, not Bud Light!

i actually really wanted a coor's light fridge, but i guess they don't make them. yet. it's the banquet beer. i am a simple man.