Thread: burrocrat's Account Talk

when i was a kid, my dad used to always ask me 'do you want the good news first, or the bad news?' he was an ahole.

the good news is i have crossed the 100,000 views rubicon in my account talk thread. the bad news is that means 1 of you is dumb enough to read my drivel 100k times. or else 100k of you fell for it once. i'm not sure which is worse.

and i'm coming up on 7,000 posts, which is a lot of posts. i wonder if anybody has that chart of title vs. posts chart saved? do i get a new name here soon?

Originally Posted by burrocrat

when i was a kid, my dad used to always ask me 'do you want the good news first, or the bad news?' he was an ahole.

the good news is i have crossed the 100,000 views rubicon in my account talk thread. the bad news is that means 1 of you is dumb enough to read my drivel 100k times. or else 100k of you fell for it once. i'm not sure which.

and i'm coming up on 7,000 posts, which is a lot of posts. i wonder if anybody has that chart of title vs. posts chart saved? do i get a new name here soon?

I come here for the underwear advice. You keep switching favs, so I'm not buying any until I get your "final answer". No offense, but when the ladies recommend a brand and model I consider it a "can't miss"

Originally Posted by MrBowl

I come here for the underwear advice. You keep switching favs, so I'm not buying any until I get your "final answer". No offense, but when the ladies recommend a brand and model I consider it a "can't miss"

i'm gonna save you some trial and error here, bro. jockey.

adidas i got too small in medium not large, so they were kind of 'squeezy'. and they gave me one helluva headache.

Black Humor (for RED days.)

saxxx are for in case you are attending a porn shoot or going to church and want to hear angels sing while you are standing around in your underwear. trust me on this one, that never works out well.

jockey h fly.

except i haven't tried cavin klien yet, but i'm working on it. i'm just a litttle selfconcious about walking around with 'calvin' embroidered on my shorts.

as for the concurrence of the ladies? good luck with that. they can be notoriously vindictave and tight-lipped.

You're paranoid. The women on this board aren't being vindictive when we post suggestions for men and their manties.

We're just adding to the suggestion box.

aussieBum - Enlarge IT, MEN'S UNDERWEAR, www.aussiebum.com - YouTube

Ooohkay then! kk, you know waaay too much about international style, you been peeking in discreetly brownwrapped packages from Aussieland? the riot version is absolutely frightening. The halloween option reminded me of one of Buster's favorite halloween costumes he's modeled here before more than once, I'd almost forgotten about it til now.

Originally Posted by alevin

Ooohkay then! kk, you know waaay too much about international style, you been peeking in discreetly brownwrapped packages from Aussieland? the riot version is absolutely frightening. The halloween option reminded me of one of Buster's favorite halloween costumes he's modeled here before more than once, I'd almost forgotten about it til now.

OMG! That wasn't the video I wanted to post. LMAO ! It was the video showing the new wonder jock technology.
let's try this again. Don't tap the web address on the link, just the the part that says men's underwear.

Seriously, Buster posed in a Halloween version? Where's that posted?

www.aussiebum.com on Vimeo

Originally Posted by konakathy

You're paranoid. The women on this board aren't being vindictive when we post suggestions for men and their manties.

We're just adding to the suggestion box.

aussieBum - Enlarge IT, MEN'S UNDERWEAR, www.aussiebum.com - YouTube

there's women on this board?! wait! what? i thought you were all just gay trannies. oh man, i'm going to have to change my approach.

Originally Posted by burrocrat

there's women on this board?! wait! what? i thought you were all just gay trannies. oh man, i'm going to have to change my approach.

That still won't help you.

so we go to the truck stop for dinner, the usual 2 jalepeno chili cheese dogs and some pizza, and there's this couple arguing out in the parking lot.

after waiting in line for f'ing ever because some tweak forgot his rewards card to save $0.30 the skinny cashier girl finally swipes hers for him. when i get my turn i say 'no thanks i got my own rewards card right here' she laughs but my kid screws it up by saying not funny dad. i love him, but he's a crappy wing man.

so we go out to the car and i say 'i want to screw that girl' and this couple is still arguing and he puffs all up and steps towards me. dude, not your girl, the skinny pizza chick, back off. we came to a verbal understanding. they went back to arguing. i think maybe he is afraid she has been unfaithful.

life is strange.

Originally Posted by konakathy

OMG! That wasn't the video I wanted to post. LMAO ! It was the video showing the new wonder jock technology.
let's try this again. Don't tap the web address on the link, just the the part that says men's underwear.

Seriously, Buster posed in a Halloween version? Where's that posted?

www.aussiebum.com on Vimeo

i'm pretty sure kk searching the interweb for men in undershorts is why pop up ads for russian brides keep presenting themselves in my thread. let me tell you something son, if she's wearing nothing but underwear and platform heels and slipping her garter off, that ain't wife material. that's a cocktail waitress in a dolly parton wig. and while those kind might be useful in some situations, whatever you do don't invite her to church. that's why the weekend has both a saturday and a sunday. keep them straight.

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burro, burro, burro. Get your food and get in the car and go. Then if you must, have a discussion with your kid about who was "doable".

Buy some hot dogs at the local supermarket. Get some tortillas, hot dog buns, Jalapenos, Canned chili (it's probably what you get at the truck stop). Learn how or teach someone how to work the microwave. Stove top and toaster works for most of this stuff.

I love your tales but if you are really subjecting your custodial child to this as the meal every day then please do not. If this is just some of your usual story telling to see who you can stir up, carry on. You stirred me up. I am voting toward you embellishing tales.

PO