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Resolving to surprise her husband, an investment banker's wife pops by his office.
She finds him in an unorthodox position, with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitation, he starts dictating, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen,
credit crunch or no credit crunch, I cannot continue to operate this office
with just one chair!"
[COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=comic sans ms][I]"In the land of idiots, the moron is King."--Unknown[/I][/FONT][/COLOR]
Money can buy a House............But not a Home
Money can buy a Bed..............But not Sleep
Money can buy a Clock............But not Time
Money can buy you a Book.........But not Knowledge
Money can buy you Medicine.......But not Health
Money can buy you Sex............But not Love
So you see money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering. So send me all your money..........
And I will suffer for you.
[COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=comic sans ms][I]"In the land of idiots, the moron is King."--Unknown[/I][/FONT][/COLOR]
"the biggest mistake that traders make is to let these short-term trades turn into longer-term investments when they don’t work." RevShark
Google degenerates into Ministry of Truth; all knowledge must now be pre-approved by search algorithm
Google degenerates into Ministry of Truth; all knowledge must now be pre-approved by search algorithm - NaturalNews.com
(NaturalNews) Gone are the days when you could search Google and pull up neutral, relevant content appropriate to your search query. The search engine giant is reportedly pioneering a new search algorithm that will tailor search results not based on popularity or accuracy, but rather on what Google itself deems to be truthful or untruthful.
[COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=comic sans ms][I]"In the land of idiots, the moron is King."--Unknown[/I][/FONT][/COLOR]
1984
Sent from my (Daughter forcing me to use an) iPhone using Tapatalk...
Rules:
- Trade what you see, not what you believe
- Don't put stuff in your signature that a Mod doesn't like
"Government exists to protect all people’s rights, not some people’s feelings." - A. Barton Hinkle
Great Tools:
http://www.CreditKarma.com
http://www.Mint.com
http://www.SaveUp.com/r/nmJ
You all can actually buy happiness if you spend all your money on me....no not like that Buy me gifts...I'll take that boat, Ravensfan! Ya'll just try it out and see if it don't make you feel better.
https://www.ted.com/talks/michael_no...ss?language=en
Three little words I never want to hear...Skynet is active....http://www.tsptalk.com/mb/images/icons/icon13.png
FS
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FogSailing
Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
Nor to feel... PsychNet Registration Completed.
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in.
The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."
The next class the professor handed the graded tests back out.
This student got back his test, his test grade, and $64 change.
[COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=comic sans ms][I]"In the land of idiots, the moron is King."--Unknown[/I][/FONT][/COLOR]
Ancient onion and garlic medicinal recipe cures drug-resistant superbug infections - NaturalNews.com
I believe lots of ancient knowledge was lost or is ignored. We tend to over-complicate stuff to our detriment.(NaturalNews) A thousand-year-old potion found in an Old English manuscript in the British Library to treat an eye infection has amazed the scientific world. Researcher at the University of Nottingham found it to be very effective against methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus, known as MRSA.
[COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=comic sans ms][I]"In the land of idiots, the moron is King."--Unknown[/I][/FONT][/COLOR]
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