Thread: Women over 50

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thanx for your astute observations !
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Originally Posted by Buster

As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest.. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!<----

Andy Rooney

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Originally Posted by grandma

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I miss her. She had a great sense of humor.

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Originally Posted by Buster

As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

Buster -- your reasons are thought provoking, deep, and analytical


I also think women over 50 are the best by far:

1. Because I'm over 50
2. The first 50 years is essentially trying to figure everything out.... years and years of struggling to finally get comfortable.... years and years of disappointments, heartbreaks, and let downs .... until you finally realize what you really want the most out of life.... and only then are we really ready to maximize our relationships.
3. Women over 50 are not likely to get hung up on the trivial things and won't even bother develving into a relationship that's wrapped up in that garbage.
4. They will undoubtedly offer far greater quality -- and do it with a determination the younger's lack.
5. Gosh it's amazing but as the thoughts are flowing off my head I realize I could keep writting for hours and still not be done....


Well have a good night everyone !!

Thanks for yet another chuckle, Buster my friend! It reminded me of that old saying that some women age like fine wine and others age like milk ....

Lady

Originally Posted by XL-entLady

Thanks for yet another chuckle, Buster my friend! It reminded me of that old saying that some women age like fine wine and others age like milk ....

Lady

Always a pleasure to hear from you, my dearest Biker Babe