Top ten list

**coolhand** · 08-14-2009, 06:33 PM

TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you
enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a
day..."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to
Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is
not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming".

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct tape

**Silverbird** · 08-14-2009, 06:38 PM

Sounds like the plan a number of employers already offer, and the one you get if you don't have a job. It's called "no insurance".
Except there's no Hooters or Viagra, do you really think they will let you have fun??
If you work for a shop with less than 25 people, you probably are already on this plan, cause the insurance companies think you are too dinky to care about.