This is true..But let me tell you what we know about you already..
Some of you have a crooked 4th finger
Most aliens are emotionless, but the few who do have feelings are mutants.
Alien leaders are called imaginatively, Leaders.
You have no heart, thus no pulse, no blood.
You die by disintegrating into a glowing light.
You have to regenerate and have glass chambers for this. When it's time to recharge, You begin to glow.
You can reproduce by passing electricity through seawater. (this maybe kinky, not knockin it)
Pure oxygen will kill you.
.....Now take a deep breath and breathe deeply..![]()
ACK ACK ACK. ACK ACK!
Wow....he just made the international sign of the donut!
Ray guns firing... ACK ACK ACK ACK. Grandma!
ACK. [Slim Whitman yodeling from stereo)... "When I'm callin' you-oooo"
Richie, these guys must be really sick. What's happening to them? Whats killing them? Aaaah! [Rayguns firing) I think it must be my music.
Mars Attacks!http://www.timburtoncollective.com/mars.html
Venison Stew
Hon. James David Manning explains the 2012 prophecy and the Obamanation of desolation. This message was preached on Saturday, 17 January 2009.
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