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    Default Re: Galactic Alignment 2012, Nostradamus, Mayan Calendar, Armageddon

    Quote Originally Posted by Moonshadow View Post
    We're here, you just don't often see us...
    This is true..But let me tell you what we know about you already..

    Some of you have a crooked 4th finger

    Most aliens are emotionless, but the few who do have feelings are mutants.

    Alien leaders are called imaginatively, Leaders.

    You have no heart, thus no pulse, no blood.

    You die by disintegrating into a glowing light.

    You have to regenerate and have glass chambers for this. When it's time to recharge, You begin to glow.

    You can reproduce by passing electricity through seawater. (this maybe kinky, not knockin it)

    Pure oxygen will kill you.






    .....Now take a deep breath and breathe deeply..

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    Default Re: Galactic Alignment 2012, Nostradamus, Mayan Calendar, Armageddon

    Quote Originally Posted by Buster View Post
    This is true..But let me tell you what we know about you already..

    You have to regenerate and have glass chambers for this. When it's time to recharge, You begin to glow.

    You can reproduce by passing electricity through seawater. (this maybe kinky, not knockin it)

    Pure oxygen will kill you.

    You've almost got it right...
    We don't glow when we need to recharge, the glowing part comes after the reproducing, which by the way dosen't have to happen in seawater because a jacuzzi works just fine. Pure oxygen won't kill us, but tequilla will.

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    Default Re: Galactic Alignment 2012, Nostradamus, Mayan Calendar, Armageddon

    Quote Originally Posted by Moonshadow View Post
    You've almost got it right...
    We don't glow when we need to recharge, the glowing part comes after the reproducing, which by the way dosen't have to happen in seawater because a jacuzzi works just fine. Pure oxygen won't kill us, but tequilla will.
    You have evolved...Very interesting...So the universe is truely not at a stand still after all.

    That finger still crooked?

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    Default Re: Galactic Alignment 2012, Nostradamus, Mayan Calendar, Armageddon

    Quote Originally Posted by Buster View Post
    You have evolved...Very interesting...So the universe is truely not at a stand still after all.

    That finger still crooked?
    Yep, I think they spent too much time playing in Uranus!
    ¿Tiene suerte, Baboso?

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    Default Re: Galactic Alignment 2012, Nostradamus, Mayan Calendar, Armageddon

    Quote Originally Posted by Viva La Migra View Post
    Yep, I think they spent too much time playing in Uranus!


    ACK ACK ACK. ACK ACK!

    Wow....he just made the international sign of the donut!

    Ray guns firing... ACK ACK ACK ACK. Grandma!

    ACK. [Slim Whitman yodeling from stereo)... "When I'm callin' you-oooo"

    Richie, these guys must be really sick. What's happening to them? Whats killing them? Aaaah! [Rayguns firing) I think it must be my music.

    Mars Attacks!http://www.timburtoncollective.com/mars.html
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    Hon. James David Manning explains the 2012 prophecy and the Obamanation of desolation. This message was preached on Saturday, 17 January 2009.



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