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    Fivetears is offline Planet TSP
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    Talking Plain and simple: a crappy business deal.

    An anonymous 25-year-old woman recently posted an ad on the free online New York community Web site Craigslist, http://newyork.craigslist.org/, appealing for advice on how to find a wealthy husband.

    A mystery banker, who said he fit the bill, offered the woman an analysis of her predicament, describing it as "plain and simple a crappy business deal."

    "Your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity ... in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!" the banker wrote.

    "So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset," he said. "Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!"

    "It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease," he said.

    The woman has since removed the ad from Craigslist, it -- along with the response.
    http://www.reuters.com/article/newsO...41966120071010


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    Default Re: Plain and simple: a crappy business deal.

    He's afraid that with his money she could easily call dial-a-dick any time she wanted.

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    Default Re: Plain and simple: a crappy business deal.

    Just remember-no matter how great looking and whatever her talents- somewhere, or at some time, there's some guy who is tired of her.

    I cleaned that up



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