Thread: Ask Lucy: Practical Advice for the Modern Man

Originally Posted by burrocrat

now you've gone and done it. dude, we are going to need a bigger dog house.

Naaah...leave Mary for the next schmuck to deal with. Get on that steel horse and ride. The more you ride, the smaller she gets in the rear view mirror. Besides, there are a thousand Mary's who would want to climb on the back of that bike with you...

Originally Posted by ravensfan

Meanwhile, Mary can work on her social skills...

P.S. No charge for the advise. This one's on the house!

That's pretty one sided, you haven't heard Mary's side. Which probably explains why I'm the Doctor.

Originally Posted by jpcavin

That's pretty one sided, you haven't heard Mary's side. Which probably explains why I'm the Doctor.

That was one short vacation.

Originally Posted by jkenjohnson

That was one short vacation.

Obviously, my patients can't function without me. Now if I would just find the lock to that dog house.....

Originally Posted by jpcavin

Obviously, my patients can't function without me. Now if I would just find the lock to that dog house.....

As a medical professional, I think your signature should be more positive. The current one implies that we modern men are dragging you down. It makes me reluctant to ask for future advice.

Originally Posted by jkenjohnson

As a medical professional, I think your signature should be more positive. The current one implies that we modern men are dragging you down. It makes me reluctant to ask for future advice.

I think this is a good example of "mob mentality".

This thread is like a big hickory tree, all of the NNUUTS end up on the ground gathered together. I'll meet all of you at my tiki.jpgin 15 minutes, everything will be just fine then, we have drugs ---- Oh that's Booze!

Beer_mug_2.gifhurricane.jpgBeer_mug_2.gif

Originally Posted by nnuut

This thread is like a big hickory tree, all of the NNUUTS end up on the ground gathered together. I'll meet all of you at my tiki.jpgin 15 minutes, everything will be just fine then, we have drugs ---- Oh that's Booze!

Beer_mug_2.gifhurricane.jpgBeer_mug_2.gif

That's a very generous offer Norm but I'm turning the mob over to the local asylum for some much needed "adjustment" therapy. Much bigger than the dog house....with "electricity" and all.

Meanwhile, I'll be sipping Mai Tais outside the Beach Bar at the Moana Hotel.

Cheers!

Enjoy, but I'm headed for the pool right now, I'll have one for you!beerdrinker.gif

For you Lucy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...&v=T3064dD-qGQ

Lucy,

I just wanted to take a moment and let you know how much I appreciate this thread. It is a must read for me each day. It is chocked full of valuable information for the today's Modern Man. Quite frankly, I don't know how we got by without it in the past. Keep up the good work and this Bud's for you.

Sincerely yours,
A Modern Day Man