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    Default Re: Ask Lucy: Practical Advice for the Modern Man

    Quote Originally Posted by burrocrat View Post
    hey lucy, what is the modern man supposed to do in this situation?

    so this modern man (mm) is liking this gal (mary), but she always gets pissed off about the littlest things, to the point of rage sometimes. and the mm can't figure out why because he is trying to be a nice mm but it always goes wrong. and no matter what he tries mary is never happy and yells at him.

    so during a big ole fight (like the 3rd one that day) mm just stops and shakes his head and looks at her and says 'mary.' and mary takes one hand off her hips and pokes her finger in mm's face and shouts 'don't you mary me!'

    what is mm supposed to do?

    p.s. and i think we all know he should never try to correct her spelling and say 'is that with one r or two?' because that is never going to work out well.

    Lucy is on vacation. Ask Judy but she's probably pissed off too. Perhaps Ravensfan can Google it for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jpcavin View Post
    Lucy is on vacation. Ask Judy but she's probably pissed off too. Perhaps Ravensfan can Google it for you.
    Why Lucy, I did not realize you were PO'd. Hope your wrath is not directed at me. I was just funnin about. Somehow I got the impression you were a fun loving kinda gal that appreciates a little humor. If I have misread you I am sorry!
    "the biggest mistake that traders make is to let these short-term trades turn into longer-term investments when they don’t work." RevShark

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    Quote Originally Posted by jpcavin View Post
    A man's charm can only gain a woman's interest...it's his integrity, sincerity and consistency that keeps her with him.
    Interesting change to your signature Lucy.
    Is today Saturday again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by konakathy View Post
    Sounds like MM is a masochist and Mary is a sadomasochist....maybe they should go get couple's counseling...or move on. :toung:
    KK - I like that avatar of the Islands.
    Is today Saturday again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jpcavin View Post
    Lucy is on vacation. Ask Judy but she's probably pissed off too. Perhaps Ravensfan can Google it for you.
    She's probably at a counselor's seminar in Hawaii or somewhere nice.
    Is today Saturday again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ravensfan View Post
    Why Lucy, I did not realize you were PO'd. Hope your wrath is not directed at me. I was just funnin about. Somehow I got the impression you were a fun loving kinda gal that appreciates a little humor. If I have misread you I am sorry!
    Never fear my feathered friend. I direct no wrath at anyone. However, Mr. B's question requires more time and patience than I posses and as you can see by my signature line, my ocean is running low.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jkenjohnson View Post
    She's probably at a counselor's seminar in Hawaii or somewhere nice.
    You know it! Sipping Mai Tai's and soaking in the rays....and the sights aren't too shabby either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ravensfan View Post
    Why Lucy, I did not realize you were PO'd. Hope your wrath is not directed at me. I was just funnin about. Somehow I got the impression you were a fun loving kinda gal that appreciates a little humor. If I have misread you I am sorry!
    hey cuz, nice doghouse you got here. scoot over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by konakathy View Post
    Sounds like MM is a masochist and Mary is a sadomasochist....maybe they should go get couple's counseling...or move on. :toung:
    they don't have that kind of counseling on the internet, do they? and don't you burro me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by burrocrat View Post
    hey cuz, nice doghouse you got here. scoot over.
    I don't think jack...err...donkeys fit in dog houses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by burrocrat View Post
    they don't have that kind of counseling on the internet, do they? and don't you burro me!
    Ask Lucy, or have Ravensfan Google it for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by konakathy View Post
    Ask Lucy, or have Ravensfan Google it for you.
    My advise for MM, take that money you were going to spend for a ring and put a down payment on a shiney new Harley Davidson. In all my years of riding I have never seen a Harley parked in front of a Psychiatrists office. Live free and ride!

    Meanwhile, Mary can work on her social skills...

    P.S. No charge for the advise. This one's on the house!
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