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    Quote Originally Posted by ravensfan View Post
    Dear Lucy,

    I have a number of questions I have pondered for sometime now. Perhaps you can add your unique insight.
    1. Why is there a light in the fridge, but not in the freezer?
    2. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, " I thing I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
    3. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
    4. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
    5. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
    Any insight you can provide would be greatly appreciated.
    here, i'll take a crack at it since lucy maybe should be out on, uhhh, medical leave, uhhh, probably for a few days.

    1. how often do you go to the fridge in the middle of the night for a drink of milk? that's what lights are for. and how often do you go to the freezer in the middle of the night to take out a package of ground beef? that's what lists are for.
    2. any guy that ever lived. you can't fool me. i know what those are and what those things are for.
    3. that's just nuts.
    4. when your belly is full, who cares what supper said?
    5. because it is supposed to come out and be glue, otherwise it would be called a brick.

    this one's on the house, but i bet the next one will cost you, almost as much as this one is gonna cost me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by burrocrat View Post
    here, i'll take a crack at it since lucy maybe should be out on, uhhh, medical leave, uhhh, probably for a few days.

    1. how often do you go to the fridge in the middle of the night for a drink of milk? that's what lights are for. and how often do you go to the freezer in the middle of the night to take out a package of ground beef? that's what lists are for.
    2. any guy that ever lived. you can't fool me. i know what those are and what those things are for.
    3. that's just nuts.
    4. when your belly is full, who cares what supper said?
    5. because it is supposed to come out and be glue, otherwise it would be called a brick.

    this one's on the house, but i bet the next one will cost you, almost as much as this one is gonna cost me.
    Funny how it's always the nut cases that think everyone else is off their rocker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jpcavin View Post
    Funny how it's always the nut cases that think everyone else is off their rocker.
    There isn't a thing wrong with me, it's everybody else. Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't.
    Is today Saturday again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by burrocrat View Post
    here, i'll take a crack at it since lucy maybe should be out on, uhhh, medical leave, uhhh, probably for a few days.

    1. how often do you go to the fridge in the middle of the night for a drink of milk? that's what lights are for. and how often do you go to the freezer in the middle of the night to take out a package of ground beef? that's what lists are for.
    2. any guy that ever lived. you can't fool me. i know what those are and what those things are for.
    3. that's just nuts.
    4. when your belly is full, who cares what supper said?
    5. because it is supposed to come out and be glue, otherwise it would be called a brick.

    this one's on the house, but i bet the next one will cost you, almost as much as this one is gonna cost me.
    Ahh Burro you are truly a man of the world. Great comeback!!! Actually I was thinking of starting another thread...Ask Google: Practical Advice For The Modern Man That Lucy Won't Answer...Hmmm
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    A man's charm can only gain a woman's interest...it's his integrity, sincerity and consistency that keeps her with him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jpcavin View Post
    A man's charm can only gain a woman's interest...it's his integrity, sincerity and consistency that keeps her with him.
    And some times the type of car, home location, size of yacht and bank account. But then the woman would have no integrity or sincerity.
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    Take a look in the mirror and ask yourself what kind of person you and your lifestyle are attracting.

    The Importance Of Class And The Modern Woman | James Michael Sama
    Last edited by jpcavin; 07-25-2014 at 08:15 AM. Reason: typo


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    Quote Originally Posted by nasa1974 View Post
    JTH, You forgot these two and I think it is a real fashion no-no.

    6) No black knee socks with shorts. Actually no knee socks at all.

    7) No sandals shall be worn with any kind of knee sock especially black.
    So I stopped a Taco Bell today for a quick bite to eat and was reminded of this post...Kid comes in, I estimate 18 to 21, wearing tan shorts, just below the knee high white socks and black sandals. Obviously, he was alone...and probably will be for a long time to come...
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    hey lucy, what is the modern man supposed to do in this situation?

    so this modern man (mm) is liking this gal (mary), but she always gets pissed off about the littlest things, to the point of rage sometimes. and the mm can't figure out why because he is trying to be a nice mm but it always goes wrong. and no matter what he tries mary is never happy and yells at him.

    so during a big ole fight (like the 3rd one that day) mm just stops and shakes his head and looks at her and says 'mary.' and mary takes one hand off her hips and pokes her finger in mm's face and shouts 'don't you mary me!'

    what is mm supposed to do?

    p.s. and i think we all know he should never try to correct her spelling and say 'is that with one r or two?' because that is never going to work out well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by burrocrat View Post
    hey lucy, what is the modern man supposed to do in this situation?

    so this modern man (mm) is liking this gal (mary), but she always gets pissed off about the littlest things, to the point of rage sometimes. and the mm can't figure out why because he is trying to be a nice mm but it always goes wrong. and no matter what he tries mary is never happy and yells at him.

    so during a big ole fight (like the 3rd one that day) mm just stops and shakes his head and looks at her and says 'mary.' and mary takes one hand off her hips and pokes her finger in mm's face and shouts 'don't you mary me!'

    what is mm supposed to do?

    p.s. and i think we all know he should never try to correct her spelling and say 'is that with one r or two?' because that is never going to work out well.
    Sounds like MM is a masochist and Mary is a sadomasochist....maybe they should go get couple's counseling...or move on. :toung:

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