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    [COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=comic sans ms][I]"In the land of idiots, the moron is King."--Unknown[/I][/FONT][/COLOR]

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    [COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=comic sans ms][I]"In the land of idiots, the moron is King."--Unknown[/I][/FONT][/COLOR]

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    [COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=comic sans ms][I]"In the land of idiots, the moron is King."--Unknown[/I][/FONT][/COLOR]


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    A retired older couple returned to a Jaguar dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they had been interested in to a beautiful, leggy, blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top. The old man was visibly upset.


    He spoke to the salesman sharply,"Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $85,000 for the listed price, yet I just overheard you closed the deal for $75,000 to the lovely young lady there. And if I remember rightly, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model"


    The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for his Big Gulp drink. "Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help and, Sir, just look at her," replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.


    Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man."There you go,"she said. "I told you I could get that idiot salesman to lower the price.


    ………………"See you later Dad."


    Once again..... don't mess with seniors
    A wise man speaks when he has something to say...A FOOL speaks when he just has to say something

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