Lol! Add grandma and it sounds like my family vacations as a kid stuffed into a Ford Country Squire.
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Lol! Add grandma and it sounds like my family vacations as a kid stuffed into a Ford Country Squire.
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[COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=comic sans ms][I]"In the land of idiots, the moron is King."--Unknown[/I][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=comic sans ms][I]"In the land of idiots, the moron is King."--Unknown[/I][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=comic sans ms][I]"In the land of idiots, the moron is King."--Unknown[/I][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=comic sans ms][I]"In the land of idiots, the moron is King."--Unknown[/I][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=comic sans ms][I]"In the land of idiots, the moron is King."--Unknown[/I][/FONT][/COLOR]
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:
Are - my - test - results - back?"
Was the Country Squire an expensive vehicle? My parents didn't have two nickels to rub together so I'm sure they were in debt up to their eyeballs. My dad was a Ford guy, we always had station wagons to haul our crew around in.
[COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=comic sans ms][I]"In the land of idiots, the moron is King."--Unknown[/I][/FONT][/COLOR]
Yes it was the top of the ford wagon line. The difference in price was around 13% new. So it didn't make that much difference on the monthly payment but at $2 per hour or so that bought a lot of macaroni. Different strokes for different folks. My parents and most of my friends parents always chose cheaper. No harm meant, just making a joke about being deprived of rear door arm rests, a clock and having rubber mats on the floor instead of carpet.
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