A wise man speaks when he has something to say...A FOOL speaks when he just has to say something
A wise man speaks when he has something to say...A FOOL speaks when he just has to say something
A wise man speaks when he has something to say...A FOOL speaks when he just has to say something
A wise man speaks when he has something to say...A FOOL speaks when he just has to say something
A wise man speaks when he has something to say...A FOOL speaks when he just has to say something
CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pulls her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it's running rough.
After he works on
it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, “What's the story?”
He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor.”
She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”
A wise man speaks when he has something to say...A FOOL speaks when he just has to say something
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her driver’s license.
She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together! Just yesterday they
took my license away and now today you expect me to show it to you?”
A wise man speaks when he has something to say...A FOOL speaks when he just has to say something
AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A young redhead goes into the doctor's
office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, she pushed her
elbow and screamed even
more. She pushed her knee and screamed;
likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, “You're not really a redhead, are you?”
“Well, no,” she said, “I'm actually a blonde.”
“I thought so,” the doctor said, “You have a broken finger.”
A wise man speaks when he has something to say...A FOOL speaks when he just has to say something
KNITTING
A Highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded
to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to
his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window,
turned on his bullhorn and yelled, “PULL OVER!”
“NO!” the blonde yelled back, “IT'S A SCARF!”
A wise man speaks when he has something to say...A FOOL speaks when he just has to say something
BLONDE ON TIME
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked
her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one is named “Rolex” and one is named “Timex”.
Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?”
“Helllooooo...! ,” answered the blonde. “They're watchdogs.”
A wise man speaks when he has something to say...A FOOL speaks when he just has to say something
A wise man speaks when he has something to say...A FOOL speaks when he just has to say something
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