[COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=comic sans ms][I]"In the land of idiots, the moron is King."--Unknown[/I][/FONT][/COLOR]
A wise man speaks when he has something to say...A FOOL speaks when he just has to say something
A wise man speaks when he has something to say...A FOOL speaks when he just has to say something
[COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=comic sans ms][I]"In the land of idiots, the moron is King."--Unknown[/I][/FONT][/COLOR]
This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man. I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up this way.
He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage."
I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?"
"Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "No, no. I got out of prison."
A wise man speaks when he has something to say...A FOOL speaks when he just has to say something
[COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=comic sans ms][I]"In the land of idiots, the moron is King."--Unknown[/I][/FONT][/COLOR]
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For the true duffer out there!
FS
FogSailing
Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
The Magic Green Hat…
A friend stationed in Yuma, AZ. He sent me this.
Living in South Western USA, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT .
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. It cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
It also works at the DMV. It saved me 2 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
It might also cut your wait time at the convenience store.
But...don't try it at McDonald's if you expect to get your order..
Here's the hat:
A wise man speaks when he has something to say...A FOOL speaks when he just has to say something
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